Last night I got my first full review back for my debut novel. Two lines that genuinely made months of late nights worthwhile: "This book has sought to be original in a world full of copies." "A spiritual successor to George Orwell's 1984." Roll on publication.

Lmao this is some straight up Tom and Jerry Looney Toon shit and I 100% approve lll

As a Burnley fan, this isnt the lowest, most frustrating point ive seen. It is however the lowest weve seen in the last 15 years and that shoudl be more than enough of an issue for @AlanPaceBFC to yank his thumb out of that apple pie and take drastic measures.

Tell you what, I may very well see winding up Yanks as a fun sport but living through this presidency must be like being in a room tied to a chair whilst watching next doors toddler play with a loaded gun and hoping it doesnt point the gun in your direction.

Im genuinely lost for words. Watford was a false dawn, this team is a joke and both goalkeepers need their wrists taping up before each match. Fucking disgrace @BurnleyOfficial

I dont fucking believe it

Of course the Yorkshire Tiger Cuddler was doing it for social media.... All that shite everyone was spouting about "Makaton signs" and LD etc... was just that, shite! This "TikTok" generation is just out of control lol mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ti…

The one thing I liked from yesterdays game, isnt the 4 goals or the win ( although get the fuck in!!!) its what happened in the second half. The first half Burnley dominated, Watford went in, changed players, tactics and shape, came out totally different, took Burnley by suprise and for 30 mins were on top. Heres the bit I like: Burnley tactically adapted and regained control for the last 15 mins. Thats something we havnt seen this season until then and its the part im most excited about. #twitterclarets

Just finished watching "The Uprising" with Andrew Garfield. Im at a loss for words.... it spends a few hours setting up a truely interesting part of our history only to destroy everything by turning the main character into Temu Batman & Temu Robin Hoods bastard love child. Why? Fucking infuriating.

So basically Burnley just decided to make things interesting this season, we would give everyone a head start lol

What A Volley from Edwards!!

I dont know what I love more about this statue... the fact a political entity has allowed this shithousery to stand in their parliment building or the vast number of MAGites its triggered lol

I tell you one thing people are forgetting about this whole City debacle. Lets say City's appeal is rejected... (most probably in my eyes) their problems dont stop at what punishment gets handed out, in fact they only start there. Burnley set a fun little precident by proving had Everton stayed within financal regulations during the 22 season, Everton would have been relegated not Burnley. The award was £35m (with interest). I imagen the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea, United, Liverpool et al are now working with their lawyers to use the same formula Burnley used to see if they will be able to claim compensation for losses against City. Burnley got £35m.... What would not winning the EPL or missing out on Europe be worth? Mansourfaces' City could be the first club in history to experience death by a thousand invoices lol

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Just gonna leave this here for all the City fans lol facebook.com/share/r/1HZVini…

Not many will resonate with this but for me this is huge. After working my arse off in the gym & calorie counting like a neurotic housewife... I've been able to plug in a standard seatbelt for the first time since well before COVID. That "click" sound nearly induced tears.