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Chicago, IL
Joined March 2016
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Ronald McDonald had the McRib removed from the menu so he could suck his own dick
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So it goes – at Erlanger, KY
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my legion of minions continues to advance
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Ten years ago I found the best classified ad I had ever seen in Oklahoma City. This lives rent free in my head.
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Kappas' Drinking Party Thanks very much to @sugaaanuma for giving me permission to translate this! Special thanks to @AnyoneElses for helping me with the translation!
カッパの飲み会
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"The morphine of today is cube morphine!*" American Druggist, March 1900. (*the great taste of oblivion that's easy to stack...)
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How we know it was "for no reason"? – at Boston, MA
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No Joe, you’re supposed to help the railroad workers… you got it backwards. A handful of sick days c’mon! Workers of the world unite! – at Los Angeles, CA
Joseph, while you’re fixing things with the railroad…get them to pass The Equality Act affording civil rights to the LGBTQ community. And extend the child tax credit. How bout the 35$ cap on insulin … all’s I’m saying, a few things already passed in the house. C’mon buddy
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james cameron is a fuckin liar here’s how it actually went down
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The Bonehammer Has Been Chosen as This Year's Christmas Train bit.ly/3EvgPfy
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This World Cup cause a diplomatic incident of your own with our new range of scarfs! Perfect for the boardroom or the diskotéka
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In the 90's, before Twitter, one had to express oneself through the letters page of Time Out
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hope everyone enjoys their “walk” today
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boy, do I have news for you about atonal music enjoyers
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Colorado Springs PD tackled the man who stopped the Club Q shooter, handcuffed him, and locked him in a cruiser while he screamed to be let out so he could find out if his family was safe. nytimes.com/2022/11/21/us/co…?
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This is a 1978 Atari CTF-1 test rig. This awesome looking piece of hardware was used to test Atari games to see if they worked. Looks like something out of a spaceship!
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Replying to @fuzzboxchicago
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Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/
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The University of Pennsylvania considers Musk to be a graduate of both the economics department and the physics department. "Elon Musk earned a B.A. in physics and a B.S. in economics from the University of Pennsylvania. The degrees were awarded on May 19, 1997." -Penn, 2019 snopes.com/fact-check/mus…
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Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.
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