Tim Messenger

No wife. No kids. No girlfriend. No friends. He shops online.

@EatHowl I’m with Sarah…

@hbomax @RaisedWolvesMAX you forgot to fill in the green screen in the finale?! WTF!

@tim_cook Ever since you took over your products have been buggy as shit @AppleSupport @Apple

This dude has trust issues.

Ketchup chips?! Foreigners are fucking gross. Deport them all, Long Live @realDonaldTrump

My current political view.

Seems difficult