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Men Behave

@MenBehave

How to love, lose and understand men.

Joined October 2012
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5 scary things that happen to your penis as you age: mhlthm.ag/Cbyg3n
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That's a little uncalled for...
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When people ask why I'm mad
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There is this new STD called “feelings”...don’t catch that shit.
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Fourth of July was such a blast... I'ts a Free way to date and enjoy the fireworks... All you need is two lawn chairs!
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.@RealTracyMorgan in critical condition following car crash. RT to wish him a full recovery. bet.us/1moeHFd
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That awkward moment when cheerleaders think cheering is a sport.
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@MensHumor1 Oct 2013
A fart is just a turd honking to get out.
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Showing cleavage doesn't fix your face.
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Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat..
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The scene in I am Legend where Will Smith's dog dies is more emotional than all the Twilight movies put together.
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Donuts...an excuse to eat cake in the morning.
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I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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If you go on a date and make her pay for herself you've failed as a man.
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Simply Men@SimplyMen6 Apr 2013
Dear penis, Thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, Every man ever.
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Time to step up your grooming game, fellas: ow.ly/i908M (via @MensHealthStyle)
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Hanging out with your best friends at home can sometimes be better than going out someplace crazy. #BroTime
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To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not sluts. Sorry.
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“A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.”—Francis Bacon
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A girl who can't keep a conversation going, won't keep the relationship going either.
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