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Simply Men

@SimplyMen

Tweets geared for Men. A must follow for all guys... or not... whatever helps keep your vagina wet. For business inquiries: simplymentwitter@yahoo.com

Joined October 2011
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This is a must buy
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Peter Griffin is a savage
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April 15th, 1947 Jackie Robinson broke the MLB color barrier & changed the game forever. Here's to you Jackie #42
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How to drink anything in public
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Guys, let's settle this debate:
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When you see your ex and her downgrade in public
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If you're having a bad day, remember, theres a guy out there who has his ex's name tattooed on himself.
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Swipe up to see my ex fly
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#OpeningDay
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RT when you see it
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Shoutout to Squints for fake drowning to land the kiss with Wendy Peffercor
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My pick to win the Final Four. Merica.
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Still my favorite photoshopped picture of all time.
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To the females that text first
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Id rather do this than go to a party any Friday night
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That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.
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There are 7 billion people on the planet and I have like 4 friends in real life.
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Marilyn Monroe had three divorces, slept with the President, and died choking on her own vomit. Go ahead ladies, keep quotin' her.
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Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. So it’s like any other day, right?
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Romantic movies ruin relationships. They give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.
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