Wait just thought about it
There's like... infinite universes...
Is there one where Verosika is like real?
Would literally kill to meet her honestly
I am a hot preppy cheerleader and proud
Ah OTM i miss when I actually was a cheerleader...it was killer
"Alright French toast aaand root beer since it'll go well with the cream on the French toast"
He hummed and waved down a waiter who seemed more than happy to come over. He ordered two orders of French toast and then two root beers.
"Anyways Morty ya gotta just...
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โ โ โ โ โ T - that's fine โฆ โฆ โฆ French toast is o - okay โฆ โฆ โฆ m - maybe a soda, or something โโ if they h - have it โฆ โฆ โฆ ? โ
โ โ โ โ โ A hand slips up to his titular slicked curl, and absentmindedly straightens it out for a moment โโ before he lets it curl back up.
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Keep going and keep your head up. Even if shit feels...like...like it's going to utter shit...if you just keep pushing through eventually you can find yourself in a good spot and maybe do things you thought were... impossible "
He's usually better at pep talks but
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He hummed softly
"I do yeah...uh and I think you will too! Lets get French toast is ...that cool? Do you like French toast?"
He asked with a tilt of his head
"That's fair enough...guilt it...it sticks with you in funny ways... it's a total vibe killer...like if guilt was a person it's the guy always pointing out the shitty parts of a cool thing."
The blonde said with a hum and looked over the menu for another moment
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โ โ โ โ โ โฆ โฆ โฆ I suppose you are right โโ but, it might be some time, before I can let go, of the ingrained guilt โฆ โฆ โฆ within my soul. โ
โ โ โ โ โ A quiet nod, before he closes the menu and sets it aside, to get it out of the way.
โ โ โ โ โ Really ? I'd expect [ + ]
He shifted in the booth...
"Things changed just...not the way any of us expected..or the way /most/ of us expected"
He didn't like to think back... Cammie TRYING to tell him about what he found and him not taking him seriously
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โ โ โ โ โ โโ but, my f - friends โฆ โฆ โฆ I don't even know if t - they survived โฆ โฆ โฆ p - probably not, but miraculously surviving, a - after throwing myself into the Wishing Portal โฆ โฆ โฆ which turned out to just be a garbage dump โโ and then, s - seeing consequences [ + ]
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"I can't go making promises that your friends are all good...but there's always the chance okay? I mean I'm here not every Morty... point is some of us lived and there's no telling who did and didn't survive."
He hummed softly
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"That's just the nature of Wishes. You wish for something and it gives you that something just...not the way you meant it."
He fidgeted with a ring on his finger and hummed before putting a smile back on his face and spitting the gum he had into a napkin.
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โ โ โ โ โ I - I โฆ โฆ โฆ made a wish โฆ โฆ โฆ f - for the Citadel, to change its ways โฆ โฆ โฆ and then, e - everyone suffered โโ DยกED โโ because of i - it โฆ โฆ โฆ โ
โ โ โ โ โ A long pause. Two long pauses.
โ โ โ โ โ B - but, it'd prolly make a scene, to leave now โฆ ? [ + ]
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"That isn't your fault babe just...how the gods are I guess...even OTM can be a little..."you weren't specific enough" sometimes."
He looked over the menu pondering what he'd want today
"It wouldn't cause too much trouble...if you wanna go somewhere else we can...
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"Babe I'm telling you that no matter what you have done I would still like your vibe."
He hummed and looked over the menu...he seems... confused. This was where he always went... because it was so close to the club.
"What do you mean I mean yeah they have some
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โ โ โ โ โ M - my โฆ โฆ โฆ vibe ? B - but โโ but, why do you โฆ โฆ โฆ t - think I'm cute ? Y - you wouldn't be thinking that โฆ โฆ โฆ i - if you knew what I'd caused โโ โ
โ โ โ โ โ For a minute, his face is awkwardly buried in the menu โฆ before he blanches at the prices. [ + ]
"mnnn no no I'm positive im talking to you you're like..hella cute. I'm toats in love with your whole like vibe."
He chuckled with another pop of his gum before he takes his hand amd pulled him to a restaurant not far but... definitely pricey.
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โ โ โ โ โ C - c - CUTE โฆ โฆ โฆ ??? Y - you, uh โโ you got t - the WRONG guy !!! T - there's NOTHING CUTE a - about ME. I'm just an A - AVERAGE MORTY in a wildly-diverse world !!! โ
โ โ โ โ โ Truthfully, he doesn't exactly understand / why / the other would claim that โฆ [ + ]