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β β β β FATE, IN MY HANDS !!! β
β β β β β β ββ π ββ
β β β Independent portrayal
β β β of Slick Morty from
β β β β Rick and Morty
β β β Mature themes ahead.
β β NO LEWD | NO DRAMA
β β β β β β ββ π ββ
β #rickandmortyrp || #ramrp || #mvrp
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β β β β β β β ββ SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL. SHE IS NOT REAL .α.α.α
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β β β β β β β ββ WHY CAN'T I BELIEVE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MYSELF .α£.α£.α£
β β β β β T - that's fine β¦ β¦ β¦ French toast is o - okay β¦ β¦ β¦ m - maybe a soda, or something ββ if they h - have it β¦ β¦ β¦ ? β
β β β β β A hand slips up to his titular slicked curl, and absentmindedly straightens it out for a moment ββ before he lets it curl back up.
β β β β β Well β¦ β¦ β¦ n - no β¦ β¦ β¦ this is ββ fine ββ you said it was f - fine β¦ β¦ β¦ I don't want to m - make a scene, by leaving now β¦ β¦ β¦ β
β β β β β That's on top of not even knowing where he'd / WANT / to go instead, if they had left.
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β β β β β β¦ β¦ β¦ I suppose you are right ββ but, it might be some time, before I can let go, of the ingrained guilt β¦ β¦ β¦ within my soul. β
β β β β β A quiet nod, before he closes the menu and sets it aside, to get it out of the way.
β β β β β Really ? I'd expect [ + ]
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β β β β β β β ββ FACES ARE REPLACED BY TOMBS, IT SEEMS LIKE MORE EACH DAY / AND THE ONE WHOβD UNDERSTANDβS, THE ONE SHE LOCKED AWAY .α.α.α
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β β β UGH. CONFORMISTS ! β
β β β β β β ββ π ββ
β β Independent portrayal of
β β Pete Thelman from South
β β Park, but in Rick and Morty.
β β β Mature themes ahead.
β β β NO LEWD | NO DRAMA
β β β β β β ββ π ββ
β #rickandmortyrp || #ramrp || #southparkrp || #sprp || #mvrp
β β β β β ββ but, my f - friends β¦ β¦ β¦ I don't even know if t - they survived β¦ β¦ β¦ p - probably not, but miraculously surviving, a - after throwing myself into the Wishing Portal β¦ β¦ β¦ which turned out to just be a garbage dump ββ and then, s - seeing consequences [ + ]
β β β β β of my w - wish β¦ β¦ β¦ it feels like a mistake. Like I survived, w - when I probably shouldn't have. A - and, many perished, w - when they weren't supposed to β¦ β¦ β¦ β
β β β β β For a long while, his eyes are essentially glued to a spot on the table. [ + ]
[ βοΈ ] WHERE THE HELLIES DID ALL THIS DAMN RAIN COME FROM ??? πππ HALF AN HOUR AFTER LEAVING WAL-MART AND MY PANTS ARE / STILL / SOAKED, Y'ALL πππ can't see a foot in front of me it's POURING πππ
β β β β β I - I β¦ β¦ β¦ made a wish β¦ β¦ β¦ f - for the Citadel, to change its ways β¦ β¦ β¦ and then, e - everyone suffered ββ DΒ‘ED ββ because of i - it β¦ β¦ β¦ β
β β β β β A long pause. Two long pauses.
β β β β β B - but, it'd prolly make a scene, to leave now β¦ ? [ + ]
β β β β β M - my β¦ β¦ β¦ vibe ? B - but ββ but, why do you β¦ β¦ β¦ t - think I'm cute ? Y - you wouldn't be thinking that β¦ β¦ β¦ i - if you knew what I'd caused ββ β
β β β β β For a minute, his face is awkwardly buried in the menu β¦ before he blanches at the prices. [ + ]
β β β β β S - so expensive β¦ and so many options ββ is there nothing n - normal, in their inventory ? S - so much of this is stuff you only see β¦ β¦ β¦ a - at like, high-end top tier restaurants β¦ β¦ β¦ IS this place super f - fancy like that, too ? Y - you shouldn't be [ + ]
β β β β β C - c - CUTE β¦ β¦ β¦ ??? Y - you, uh ββ you got t - the WRONG guy !!! T - there's NOTHING CUTE a - about ME. I'm just an A - AVERAGE MORTY in a wildly-diverse world !!! β
β β β β β Truthfully, he doesn't exactly understand / why / the other would claim that β¦ [ + ]
β β β β β β I mean, the Morty in front of him looks like someone spliced cotton candy and sunshine together, for OTM's sake !!! Like, they both have VASTLY DIFFERENT appearances !!!
β β β β β β¦ β¦ β¦ β¦ β¦ β¦ ? β
β β β β β He IS starving, though ββ food DOES sound good. [ + ]



