mattman (@MatthewPorter) header
mattman (@MatthewPorter) profile picture

mattman

@MatthewPorter

Actor (30 Rock, etc). Network sports sketch funnyman. Ex-pizza personality. Professional sports hobbyist. Mostly, idiot. 603 lfg

 Milky Way Galaxy- mostly NYC
imdb.com/name/nm1828822/
Joined July 2008
  • Tweets10.9K
  • Following1.5K
  • Followers638
971Media
Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)Photo by mattman (@MatthewPorter)
The Yankees defense
121
547
62
5,795
304,746
It is shameful that @nytimes @TheAthletic buried the fact that the biggest punishment in NBA history was the result of an investigation by journalist @PabloTorre. And to call it the result of a "podcast episode" is a further slap in the face. He won a Pulitzer for this story and they call it an "episode" instead of, at the outset -- crediting him with exposing this scandal. Really really lame.
173
3,037
67
28,514
655,837
Rutgers paying $1.55 million to lose to UMass as -29.5 home favorites and then hosting a post game firework show might be the saddest thing ever 😅
30
117
32
943
134,095
Replying to @joshhart @RedSox
You gotta go weirdo
26
18
3
1,622
68,101
mattman retweeted
Bob Ryan (@GlobeBobRyan) profile picture
Bob Ryan@GlobeBobRyanAug 29
Derek Jeter did not “dive into the stands” to catch a ball. He made a nice running catch in the playing field, and his momentum carried him into the stands. Nice play, but not heroic.
5
178
312
2,407
665,324
mattman retweeted
Nando (@nandorvila) profile picture
Nando@nandorvilaAug 27
I’ve watched this ten times. Perhaps the greatest bar moment ever.
Sarah Gallagher (@sgallz_) profile pictureSarah Gallagher
@sgallz_Aug 25
In 1990, Dolly Parton went on vacation in Ireland. She walked into a local pub in County Kerry and delivered a flawless performance of Coat of Many Colors. A heart of pure gold who made people smile across oceans.
22
363
7
7,033
1,580,238
mattman retweeted
MD (@mike_daddino) profile picture
MD
@mike_daddinoAug 18
Bruh I can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂
35
119
14
2,139
197,851
mattman retweeted
Essenviews (@essenviews) profile picture
Essenviews
@essenviewsJul 31
Trump gets called "pedophile president" on Fox News, interview is ended
668
10,233
394
67,258
2,813,485
mattman retweeted
PBS News (@NewsHour) profile picture
PBS News
@NewsHourJul 30
The State Department said ​it takes "full responsibility" for "hastily" altering and then presenting a map of Africa at a global AIDS conference that mislabeled every single country it highlighted. An analysis by Reuters found a watermark in the map image that suggests it was made with OpenAI.
686
4,778
974
15,206
1,231,840
mattman retweeted
Matt Smith (@SamENole) profile picture
Matt Smith
@SamENoleJul 23
I decided to give the MLS a shot after watching the entire World Cup. Then this happened. 🤦‍♂️
621
981
290
16,916
2,625,136
This Jaylen situation can be fixed with one 3-hour dinner in the private room at Toscano’s - table for 6, the Jays, Joe Mazz, Stevens, Chisholm and Wyc. The right trade isn’t there, shit happened, just talk it out without agents, family and extended circle flunkies poisoning it.
582
437
460
9,415
3,629,303
Objectively this has to be the worst Nba title team of all time right?
3,787
337
687
10,389
5,495,125
Knicks the worst (probably) NBA Champion of our lifetime?
1,282
50
379
998
1,285,704
The L train at 7 in the morning.
Image from Reggie Wade (@ReggieWade)
102
1,838
109
26,243
592,422
No idea who turned Bloodsport into a Mentos advert, but I love it. 🤣😂 Also, Bloodsport turns 38 today.
139
1,228
137
8,061
641,445
I love that the guy who made this just said F it and ran back the entire Tupac song a second time
CantGuardBook (@CGBBURNER) profile pictureCantGuardBook
@CGBBURNERApr 29
INSANE: An 8 minute compilation of flops, falls, and 50/50 calls, (that all coincidentally went OKC’s way) in round 1 of the NBA playoffs vs the Suns… Enjoy 😂😂 (Via, @Hero_OfThe_Day)
168
254
37
5,768
770,830
Replying to @FLOTUS
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel Retweet if you do too.
Image from Alan Smithee (@AlanSmitheeDGA)
1,670
9,067
146
51,436
804,923
mattman retweeted
HUH (@thebigjahn) profile picture
HUH@thebigjahnApr 23
In this house Mike Vrabel is a hero. He brought the Patriots back and nothing else matters
Image from HUH (@thebigjahn)
43
1,060
47
9,181
291,042
Happy ‘here comes the pizza’ day to all who celebrate
54
557
65
5,445
447,805
This isn't funny but........153 lbs of steak tips......for some reason that's hilarious to me and one of the most Boston things I've heard.
FBI Boston (@FBIBoston) profile pictureFBI Boston
@FBIBostonMar 9
🚨Following an #FBI Boston investigation, Thomas F. Clasby, the former Director of the Quincy Department of Elder Services, admitted today to embezzling city funds to generate cash for himself and pay for personal expenses, including a framed self-portrait, 153 pounds of bourbon steak tips, a music studio recording, and a Toyota Prius. Learn more: ow.ly/MmOz50Yryh9
News Release // Former Quincy Official Pleads Guilty to Embezzling City Funds

ALT News Release // Former Quincy Official Pleads Guilty to Embezzling City Funds

67
118
7
3,044
363,075
Load more