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mattman

@MatthewPorter

Actor (30 Rock, etc). Network sports sketch funnyman. Ex-pizza personality. Professional sports hobbyist. Mostly, idiot. 603 lfg

 Milky Way Galaxy- mostly NYC
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Joined July 2008
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Hey guys! Here’s a comedy sketch I did that aired a couple weeks ago for @NFLonCBS. Was super fun to shoot this with our great team of creatives. Share and enjoy!
NFL on CBS 🏈 (@NFLonCBS) profile pictureNFL on CBS 🏈
@NFLonCBS18 Oct 2020
Browns fans haven't felt this good in over 25 years.
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Bears holding on every play
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The Yankees defense
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Someone should probably write a musical about this.
The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@APOct 6
Scuffles broke out between protesters and police in Paris on Tuesday as high schoolers in France returned to the barricades in their protest movement demanding more resources for the school system.
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Schlittler Sclucks. Boston guy is tanking the Yankees! Gotta love the irony.
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So it appears DraftKings has already eliminated my survivor entry. I was going to choose Monday’s winner but now they’re not letting me pick that game, which starts tomorrow, more than 24hrs from now. This seems like fraudulent business practices to me.
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That’s intentional grounding in the end zone on Josh Allen
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Mack Hollins probably done for the year
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It is shameful that @nytimes @TheAthletic buried the fact that the biggest punishment in NBA history was the result of an investigation by journalist @PabloTorre. And to call it the result of a "podcast episode" is a further slap in the face. He won a Pulitzer for this story and they call it an "episode" instead of, at the outset -- crediting him with exposing this scandal. Really really lame.
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Rutgers paying $1.55 million to lose to UMass as -29.5 home favorites and then hosting a post game firework show might be the saddest thing ever 😅
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Replying to @joshhart @RedSox
You gotta go weirdo
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Bob Ryan@GlobeBobRyanAug 29
Derek Jeter did not “dive into the stands” to catch a ball. He made a nice running catch in the playing field, and his momentum carried him into the stands. Nice play, but not heroic.
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Nando@nandorvilaAug 27
I’ve watched this ten times. Perhaps the greatest bar moment ever.
Sarah Gallagher (@sgallz_) profile pictureSarah Gallagher
@sgallz_Aug 25
In 1990, Dolly Parton went on vacation in Ireland. She walked into a local pub in County Kerry and delivered a flawless performance of Coat of Many Colors. A heart of pure gold who made people smile across oceans.
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I feel like NY media doesn’t really cover just how good this Yankees defense is.
Gordo (@BOSSportsGordo) profile pictureGordo
@BOSSportsGordoAug 28
In all seriousness what
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🏆BostonTBA🏆 (@BostonTBA) profile picture🏆BostonTBA🏆
@BostonTBAAug 25
This is genuinely how I view Mickey Gasper
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MD
@mike_daddinoAug 18
Bruh I can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂
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Perhaps the most bizarre thing I’ve seen in baseball. Conclusion: Don’t rely on a scoreboard to know the outs. Don’t leave the infield until the proper 3rd out is recorded. Cycle the bags if you have to for the appeal. It didn’t mean crap for the Red Sox who still lost.
Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) profile pictureRob Friedman
@PitchingNinjaAug 11
One of the stranger plays you'll see... Everyone is sooooo confused. 🤣
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Hey @verizonfios gonna need a refund/credit with this outage today.
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Essenviews
@essenviewsJul 31
Trump gets called "pedophile president" on Fox News, interview is ended
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PBS News
@NewsHourJul 30
The State Department said ​it takes "full responsibility" for "hastily" altering and then presenting a map of Africa at a global AIDS conference that mislabeled every single country it highlighted. An analysis by Reuters found a watermark in the map image that suggests it was made with OpenAI.
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The Odyssey's Bard's song, but it's NYC's 2026. youtu.be/NeUPlzT9HcY?si=GEjg… via @YouTube
The Odyssey's Bard's song, but it's NYC's 2026.

The Odyssey's Bard's song, but it's NYC's 2026.

Yes, I've already seen it in 70mm, 70mm IMAX, and will be seeing it...

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