Ask me about game-worn jerseys. Diehard Devils fan, world’s most adequate tweeter, and Taylor Ham’s strongest soldier. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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…and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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Resale ticket cost 📉🔜
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I know it’s against a team actively lighting itself on fire, let me have this one.
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Took care of business.

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Doesn’t matter if it’s the Rangers, never want to see this happen… Wishing Igor Shesterkin the best ❤️
Really bad news: Igor Shesterkin is out for the year
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why she in a post-game interview
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It's rocking in St. Louis! The call and energy after this goal 🔥
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Imagine how good it would feel to send Liberty Biberty 450 feet deep to dead center in a home run derby
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I’m thinking the goals will start to come for the #NJDevils
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When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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If I had a nickel for every home opener I was in attendance for with a Jack Hughes OT GWG stick toss, I’d have two nickels:
Thought this Jack Hughes celly looked familiar 🔥
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THAT’S HOW YOU START THE SEASON!

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Can't keep him wrapped up.
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FJLSKJFS.LZSJLKSDHFKALDJADADJ NOW THAT IS HOW YOU CALL GAME!!!!!!! #NJDEVILS | US 3, THEM 2
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Replying to @nflmemegoat
"I wonder if the hotel needs another bathroo-- OH SHIT"
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🚨 🚨 🚨 The #Giants are trading for #Vikings former first-round QB JJ McCarthy, per me, @AdamSchefter and @MikeGarafolo. With Jaxson Dart out for the regular season, NYG acquires McCarthy to help solidify their room. An intriguing add.
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