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San Francisco
Joined December 2011
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a great self prank - switch to wired earbuds then see how long it takes to standup and walk away with your head attached to your computer
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On a domestic flight, lady across the aisle ordered a Coke, got this and sent it back demanding an “American Coke” 🤣
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Bonus points for the abstract pun
“Daddy, I’m liter-ally laying on my piggies.”
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I’m so proud. My three-year-old daughter just used the word literally for literally the first time (and used it correctly) as I tucked her into bed
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Tomorrow is the first day that SF shelter in place is easing and we will start the new phase under curfew
the imp of the perverse
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Matthew Vroom retweeted
When you need that t.p. but Amazon is out, and you’re not supposed to leave your house; tech San Francisco doesn’t fail. Thank you @chenosaurus for the speedy cross city delivery- I owe you one 🧻
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Would other colds and flus be weakend by a successful #COVID19 quasi-quarantine?
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Rush on toilet paper isn’t entirely pushed by panic. Most of it is due to the Dump Offset Effect. With offices and schools closed people are pooping around 400% more at home. A poopulation of households going from 1 to 4 rolls a week is straining the system. #PoopinAtHome2020
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Coming December 2020 - the Corona Baby Boom
Replying to @August_Support
Bummer. The service outage has locked out our whole office. Offline mode is a must. @August_Support @AugustHomeInc
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Give this @UPS Driver a pat on the back! Hauled a huge box, moved the trash cans and hid it perfectly. @UPSHelp 👍👍👍
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Matthew Vroom retweeted
Working at a large company has an odd benefit: drone retrieval! Someone found @chenosaurus's fly away from April..
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There. I Tweeted. Now quit buggin' me about it!