a great self prank - switch to wired earbuds then see how long it takes to standup and walk away with your head attached to your computer
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On a domestic flight, lady across the aisle ordered a Coke, got this and sent it back demanding an “American Coke” 🤣
I’m so proud. My three-year-old daughter just used the word literally for literally the first time (and used it correctly) as I tucked her into bed
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Tomorrow is the first day that SF shelter in place is easing and we will start the new phase under curfew
Matthew Vroom retweeted
When you need that t.p. but Amazon is out, and you’re not supposed to leave your house; tech San Francisco doesn’t fail. Thank you @chenosaurus for the speedy cross city delivery- I owe you one 🧻
Would other colds and flus be weakend by a successful #COVID19 quasi-quarantine?
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Rush on toilet paper isn’t entirely pushed by panic. Most of it is due to the Dump Offset Effect. With offices and schools closed people are pooping around 400% more at home. A poopulation of households going from 1 to 4 rolls a week is straining the system. #PoopinAtHome2020
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Replying to @August_Support
Bummer. The service outage has locked out our whole office. Offline mode is a must. @August_Support @AugustHomeInc
Matthew Vroom retweeted
Working at a large company has an odd benefit: drone retrieval!
Someone found @chenosaurus's fly away from April..
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