@MattSuttner

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Joined April 2009
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I think we need to retire the term “Dezemba” guys, specifically for brands.
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This might be hard news for some people
BBC News (World)
@BBCWorld6 Dec 2021
Viagra may be useful against Alzheimer's disease, US researchers say bbc.in/31CeU8Z
The lady at the shop just asked me if I want to tap or insert… I thought that was a bit forward.
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Let’s be real no one except your anti vaxxer uncle gives a shit that Facebook is down.
Okes are actually social distancing at Norwood Mall. It took a year but we’re actually getting somewhere. Miracles.
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Now someone is sanitizing the ATM!! What is this, New Zealand??
Just spent 20 minutes on Twitter and now I need to cleanse my eyeballs.
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Ben Rausch@Ben_Rausch20 Apr 2021
Cape Town friends! Please keep an eye & ear out for our dear Earthling JJ Catingsworth🐱. He's been missing since Sunday, likely bewildered by the awful fires. 💖All details on poster 🌈Please share! 🐈Last seen in #Mowbray. Could be in #Observatory, #Rondebosch or surrounds.
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I love @hiltontarrant in a spiritual way.
The good news is, if we carry on vaccinating at this rate we will all be immunized by 2036
Found the cutest space in 44 Stanley today. It’s just Peachy. 🍑 ✨
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Why are pharmacists so aggressive with their keyboards?
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Bodega Cats
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Barack Obama
@BarackObama20 Jan 2021
Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.
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Holy shit this guy got lost somewhere on the way to Disney World
Busting The Myth Of White Genocide SA@BustingSa13 Jan 2021
An angry South African made the trip to the Capitol in DC to support Trump. We do not agree with this man and his views do not represent us.
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If you believe 5G causes covid I’d like to have you on my podcast. DM me. Well to honest I mean I would need to create a podcast and then have you on it to make fun of you. DM Me.
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