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Matt Himple

@MattHimple

Doing my best to follow Christ and be a good father, husband, friend and person.

 Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Joined May 2008
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UPS Strike is going to make @Target pick-up CRAZY!
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One of the key bits when someone underestimates your power, is not to announce it to them. #HighGround
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Are you kidding me @AirCanada?? My group of 26 TEENAGERS is stranded in Toronto because you cancelled our flight to MSP tonight and the best you can do is rebook for TUESDAY? Unbelievable. Someone DM me and fix this NOW.
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How many Band-Aids on kids are for actual injury versus just wanting one on for any random but seemingly particular reason?
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Hoping to hear back from @TargetCareers today! Feeling excited for a new role, back in retail, leading a team of technicians to greater heights! #JobSearch
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You know it's officially summer when your butter is spreadable right from the dish the counter!
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We had an actual weather blizzard just over a week ago. Today is an 80° day and the @DairyQueen Blizzard is $1. #Minnesota
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It is with profound sadness that we at CATAN Studio acknowledge the passing of Klaus Teuber, legendary game designer and creator of the beloved board game CATAN. Our hearts go out to Klaus' family during this incredibly difficult time.
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The passive aggressive "did you have something to add" to actually tell someone they forgot they're not on mute is so @IndignantMN it's upsetting.
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Want to sit here for the @Twins home opener on April 6th? Retweet for your chance win a pair of tickets! Winners selected on April 3rd. #MNTwins
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"The french fries were yellow and delicious!" Yup, he's my son.
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First day in new pair of @GRIP6_ socks. My feet couldn't be happier!
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We're investigating a potential issue with multiple Microsoft 365 services. Additional details can be found via status.office.com, or under MO525043 in the admin center, if accessible.
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Being married with kids is seeing who can get the last diaper in the genie without having to replace the bag.
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Windows not actually shutting down when you choose shutdown is infuriating. Uptime for days when I just powered on.
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Savage Police is attempting to conduct a welfare check for Burukti Hailu. We do not believe she is in any danger but her family hasn’t haven’t heard from her in approximately 30 days. If you know of her whereabouts or how to connect with her, contact Savage Police 952-882-2600.
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You know someone is having a bad day when they're complaining about their team via text chat in Halo: Infinite.
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How many people do you think live within 10 kilometers of a disc golf course? Would you guess 500 MILLION? That's one of several takeaways in this year's Disc Golf Growth Report! udisc.com/disc-golf-growth-r…
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Jam-packed with stats, stories, trends, and takeaways, the 2023 Disc Golf Growth Report shows how course access and international adoption are setting up the sport for the long haul.

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