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The world is owned by a small cabal of rich people. No changing that! So how do you win? Don't play their game. Success isn't happiness. Happiness is success.

Brum, until Cornwall called.
Joined January 2014
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You're 2-1 up in the series; it's day 2; you are 1 bowler/a half decent batsmen down; your opponent posted a fairly low score. And you're swooshing like it's the last over of a T20! You can call it bazzball, garyball or frankball. I call it brainless cricket! Chris #bbccricket
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And this is the bit I don’t get… How you could look at them, and not see that they could be our children.
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Happy 4th of July
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A good final but, for me, Leicester were on the wrong end of some really poor refereeing decisions. Congratulations Bath. #GallagherPremFinal
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Our Govt is immoral @Keir_Starmer this is unforgivable As a former human rights lawyer you know exactly what Israel is doing Many dead Over 100 of them children Children We will never forget this disgusting betrayal Not my PM Not now, not ever.
Yesterday David Lammy was unequivocal and clear that Israel is breaking international law in Gaza. Today Number 10 contradicts that and says it is merely “at risk of breaching” the law. It is an extraordinary position to put the Foreign Secretary in - who will now have to say why he was wrong, or why Number 10 is wrong. For the FCDO press office to also contradict the Foreign Secretary is bizarre.
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Lock JD Vance in a house full of couches and leave him there for four years
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Please watch... it actually gave me a lump in my throat.
American Veteran has a word for Trump and Zelensky. Take two mins…
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American Veteran has a word for Trump and Zelensky. Take two mins…
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Replying to @WhiteHouse @VP
RESIGN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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I don't think Richard Madeley understands what the word 'gridlock' means. We can all see the photo, Dicky. @GMB #GMB
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Guy Pearce was wearing a Free Palestine badge at the premiere of his new film The Brutalist. ‘I think it’s important to recognise everybody in the world, particularly when things are imbalanced’, he told Sky’s Katie Spencer. trib.al/3ZhtLnZ
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I don't often bother with GMB any more. Flicked it on this morning, some ex UKIP MP lying about this new deal being 3 billion a year FOR 100 YEARS. Not picked up or corrected by the presenters, of course. Useless. A reminder why I don't really bother with it any more. @GMB #GMB
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There you go Elon, you don't have to actually read anything, you just have to sit still for 3 minutes and listen. 3 minutes! Think you can manage that? Probably not 🤕🤪
Elon Musk has had a lot to say about the grooming gangs scandal. We looked at 24 hours on Musk's X timeline and found a range of false and misleading information being amplified. Produced by Catherine Karelli, Shayan Sardarizadeh and Jake Horton. Graphics by Jacqueline Galvin.
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This. This is it. THIS ABSOLUTELY NAILS IT!!!
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A letter to James Woods.
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The oleaginous Jenrick finally put in his box. From generic careerist to Enoch Powell tribute act, this is a man who cares so much about vulnerable kids he blocked child refugees from seeing cartoons on a wall. A despicable self-serving grifting prick. xitter.cf/BestForBritain/status/…
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He summed it up like few could. 🫡
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Kemi is right✔️ Modern Sandwiches aren’t real food anymore. In my day sarnies like cheese & pickle WERE a meal! Sandwiches today: Avocado & rug Quinoa & moth Hand crafted celeriac & cholera Fresh crab & gonorrhoea Paper & air Gum & cock Jizz & tulip. These AREN’T food at all! 😡
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Some genuine surprises in what has been my Spotify listening this year. The only thing that doesn't surprise me is that it's a pretty eclectic mix. If you love your music, don't restrict yourself! ✌️ #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/sha…
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Thought I'd give GMB another go with the morning cuppa. Not much change. Kwarteng (Captain Failing Upwards) perpetuating the myth that lack of police is nothing to do with austerity. Its wokery! With strong support from Susanna Reid. Cheerio. Again 👋 #GMB @GMB @susannareid100
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