First of all, I'd like t' get this out there, righ' off th' bat: I am NOT a moron. I am th' Master Hacker Extraordinare from Aperture Labs! 《Portal RP • #Ðεѕυ》
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[neil armstrong standing in a circle with other cloaked figures. they all stare up at the night sky]
neil: fuck you, moon
everyone: [chanting] fuuuuuuck yooooouuuu mooooon
neil: stomped ya bitch ass and i’ll do it again
everyone: heeee wiiillll dooooo iiiitttt agggaaaaaiiinnn
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BIRDS DON'T SING
IT'S SCREAMING
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SCREAMING
WEIRD LITTLE FLYING SCREAM MACHINES
"GOTTA GET STICKS AND DIRT WHILE SCREAMING ABOUT IT"
GET A JOB
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Hi, I'm Becca "I'm never going to draw JackWhit porn ever again" Desu and this is my JackWhit porn :)
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my human Glados design for the 20k portrait that you voted on!!! i love my og science wife.
Thank you sm for the support ❤️
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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moon did it
Today we remember #September11th, 2001. Here's what the Moon looked like that night, providing a bit of light for rescuers.
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people say they're "over the moon" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over
