First of all, I'd like t' get this out there, righ' off th' bat: I am NOT a moron. I am th' Master Hacker Extraordinare from Aperture Labs! 《Portal RP • #Ðεѕυ》
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"I had Her body for /hours/. Of course I know Her! Better than you, 'm sure. I've never even heard of you.
You a new test subject, mate? A janitor maybe?" Didn't he just say he wasn't as mean as Her?
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"I know that! 'm not a bloody moron!
Never heard anyone call her Caroline before. Not so sure she'd even like tha', being misnamed like tha'."
Wheatley's cross over his chest, and he looks positively annoyed.
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"HAH! Oh, no, mate. Her name's GLaDOS. She's a real bully, she is.
/I'd/ certainly never treat people th' way she does.
Well. Except for that one time. When I was in control of Her body. But we don't talk about that time. She doesn't much like that time."
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"Righ'. Sure. Okay.
Bu' have you considered tha' I'm worth more t' you than She is?"
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"Why does the Johnson bloke even waste his time with Her? He realizes that /I'm/ th' real brains behind this operation, righ'?"
Remember when I was a lady-bot an' I dated tha' Handsome Jack bloke from Pandora? HAH! Definitely no' sad that he left me without ever sayin' a thing. Jus' disappeared one day. Bu' 'm not sad!!!
Oi, anyway, imagine no' lettin' go of a guy nearly destroyin' your entire facility, blowin' up everythin' you've worked hard to achieve in a good decade? Couldn't be me.