Failed art critic/failed scientist/failed comedy writer .

Sea of tranquility
Joined May 2020
“He say you Blade Runner 2049.” “Sorry, you got the wrong guy. I’m Blade Runner. Blade Runner 2049 is my younger brother.”
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I actually do think drag acts can be an unhealthy influence on youngsters. I know several people who watched Tootsie and went on to become actors. A lost generation of advertising executives.
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‘I AM A WARRIOR OF VENGEANCE AND CANNOT BE BARGAINED WITH OK COUP’S OFF HAVE A NICE SATURDAY NIGHT’
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So @thetimes are running a week long summer academy for aspiring young journalists with access to their newsrooms and talks from senior journalists for… *checks notes* 400 pound 🥴 And we wonder why our industry is still so inaccessible for people from working-class backgrounds?
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If you get three sketches on in a row, Jon comes around and cleans your car wearing a saucy bikini! Although why he insists the car dress like that is anyone’s guess.
The award winning satire #TheSkewer returns @BBCRadio4 next week and we’ve an open door policy for writers/contributors - there’s £ & credits if you get stuff on. If you want to get involved in audio comedy, then you’re now invited to pitch. Read: weareunusual.net/skewer-cont… PLS RT
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Trying to find out what Idris Elba wears when his character (Luther) is in prison. How’s your Wednesday?
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Cruel steel traps, a new 10 minute meditative composition for annihilation of your soul. on.soundcloud.com/VYWFRSuDCC…
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Replying to @thewiremagazine
@thewiremagazine have always printed good features on MES/The Fall .... The latest [Issue 472] is no exception .... Great read with some great contributions from various people 👏🏽
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Are you a journalist, writer or reporter who wants to apply for Press Accreditation to the 30th Edition of our festival? Apply by 1 June to take part! Find out more & join us for #SheffDocFest2023: bit.ly/3N7b2iL
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can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?
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Transmogrification rituals
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mark hancock retweeted
TONIGHT 11.15pm @BBCRadio4 are repeating our #TheSkewer: The Queen special that we made when Her Maj died. It’s just won Gold for Best Comedy and a Silver Special Award Award for coverage of her death at the @radioacademy #ukarias. Enjoy. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001c6n…
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Bloody amazing work by the @BBCr4today team this morning, timing perfect for the end of the HHs song! Radio producers are gods.
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“Hey, what is up, guys?” Every Youtube bro on explainer videos
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The Alan Sondheim Collection is now available at ELO's The NEXT with 37 works reflecting the breadth of the 6 decade-length career of this pioneering American artist @eliterature the-next.eliterature.org/col…
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UK, 3pm Sunday 23rd April — national test of the Emergency Alert service on all mobile devices. If you are a survivor of domestic abuse with a secret or secondary phone or tablet, the Emergency Alert will play a sound even if your device is on silent. 📢 m.youtube.com/watch?v=I2MBcH…
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mark hancock retweeted
New Scientist is looking for a reporter for a 12-month contract starting later this year. We're particularly interested in people who can cover climate change and the environment. If you've got an questions, please do DM me! jobs.newscientist.com/en-gb/…
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