Geek Eye Doctor - I do stuff - former blue check
Coopersburg, PA
Joined January 2007
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Make smart choices tonight. Please don't wake up tomorrow wearing contacts from last year.
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Me: Looks like we haven't seen you in about 10 years
Patient: Yeah I don't like anything getting near my eyes
Me (looking at her 3 inch long fake lashes):
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Still waiting for an Apple smart watch app that will wake your ass up if you fall asleep wearing contact lenses
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If ophthalmology ran medicine: Trauma bay edition. As always, I tried to be as accurate as possible.
drgcomedy.com/if-ophthalmolo…
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As an ophthalmologist performing an exam 6 inches from your face, I can tell what you had for lunch, if you brushed your teeth, and if you've been drinking before your 9am appt on a Wednesday
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"I go to too many concerts." - nobody ever
Catch a show in the Musikfest Cafe pres. by @Yuengling_Beer: buff.ly/2F4AKSv
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Modern medicine means instantly sending an Rx electronically to any pharmacy in the country one minute then sending a human courier across town to pick up a CD with MRI results the next.
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We just have been contacted by the @MinneapolisPD and are assisting in the locating of the Minnesota Vikings defense. If located we will let you know. We must hurry as we have been given a 30 minute time limit to assist /802
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My DNR will have one exception: If for some reason an ophthalmologist is present, they have to try to run a code. It'll be hilarious.
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Get your Solar Eclipse Glasses at #Musicfest! Stop by @999TheHawk, and ask for a pair, FREE! Courtesy Moran Eye Associates!
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Monday at #musikfest...solar eclipse glasses. FREE for the first 1,000 people at @999TheHawk booth...Courtesy Moran Eye Associates.
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You know you shouldn't look directly at the #SolarEclipse2017. Dr. Moran explains the science behind it.
bit.ly/2unskCV
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What do babies see? Great video that shows vision from birth to 1-year. We care about patient education at Eye Rx. bit.ly/2mnlJ8X
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Humans are starting to live for documenting life events with photos and online posts, instead of actually living for the event.
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Which sports have the highest rate of eye injuries?
The answer may surprise you.
eyerx.com/sports-highest-eye…
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What a distasteful ad by @Aflac, using the #Superbowl stage to imply unprofessional behavior by #surgeons in the OR is funny, common, and ok
