The artist formerly known as Styling Android. Write code; Support Watford FC; Drink nice whisky. https://xitter.cf/t.co/1exQCgH7v9

Hertfordshire, UK
Joined November 2008
I won't be active on Twitter while Melon is in charge. You can find me on @joinmastodon I am @[email protected] there.
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Learn how to add Baseline Profiles to your Android app in our latest episode youtu.be/m7oRRdud-mY 💪🏎️💨 #AndroidDev #JetpackCompose #xp
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It is Friday... ...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Russian troops can get their arses out of Kherson.
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Doug, our CEO, hopes everyone has a delightful weekend. He also wanted to thank the @Twitter team for their support, kindness, and effort in making this platform a better place over the years. We love you, and if you’re moving on, we wish you the best in your future endeavors 💙
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It is Friday... ...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Elon can break employment laws in multiple territories simultaneously.
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It is Friday... ...which means that we are thundering towards beer o'clock faster than the British public will vote for Matt Hancock to eat a kangaroo penis on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
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Quick follow up to yesterday’s stream with @codewiththeita about Compose and shaders. You can use them with Jetbrain’s Compose for Desktop as well and it’s fantastic to write tools. Here’s an example of a tool I wrote that uses a somewhat complex shader to render most of the UI.
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I have just realized that there were more attendees at @droidconLondon than citizens in my current town in countryside Italy 🤣 Watch the recap here youtube.com/shorts/_VUmYW3y0…
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It is Friday... ...which means that we are meandering towards beer o'clock faster than Adidas *should* have dropped Kanye.
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This 7 minute video has so much good content. There are some really easy ways to add polish to your app with only a little effort. Thanks @riggaroo youtu.be/0mfCbXrYBPE
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It is Friday... ... which means that we are pirouetting towards beer o'clock faster than Liz Truss can apply for Job Seeker's Allowance.
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🎵Hey kid, there's no shame Or reason to doubt For crying out loud Run like they're out for your blood When life feels like zero Imrân Louza, you're my hero🎵 The perfect @Coheed / @WatfordFC / @Louza_Imran mashup songwhip.com/coheed-and-camb…
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