We'll let you know when Friday beer o'clock is approaching.
Beer, England
Joined October 2022
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It is Friday…
..so we are groping our way towards 🍻beer o’clock🍻 faster than former UK Health Secretary Matt Hancock (he had to resign after being caught on CCTV kissing and fondling his political aide during lockdown,…
mastodon.social/@FridayBeerC…
It is Friday...
...so we are creeping towards beer o'clock faster than Harvey Weinstein can get another 16 years added to his prison sentence. With further extensions likely.
#friday #beer #MeTooAlly
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-cana…
It is Friday...
...so we are sauntering towards beer o'clock faster than these thieves could steal a policeman's motorbike while he was attending a course about stolen vehicles.
#Friday #Beer
metro.co.uk/2023/02/14/warwi…
It is Friday...
...so we are chomping our way towards beer o'clock faster than a 6 year old can run up a $1000 takeaway bill.
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-c…
#friday #beer
It is Friday...
...so we are hurtling towards beer o'clock faster than a US judge can fine Trump 1 million USD for bringing a "frivolous" lawsuit against Hilary Clinton.
It is Friday...
...so we are blundering toward beer o'clock faster than the US Republican party can turn itself into a global laughing stock by repeatedly failing to vote in their own man as speaker of the House of Representatives. After 11 separate votes.
It is Friday...
...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Elon Musk's net worth is dropping.
It is Friday...
...so we are galumphing towards beer o'clock faster than Elon can U-turn on his promise to make Twitter a platform for freedom of speech.
It is Friday...
...so we are transcending towards beer o'clock faster than the temperatures are plummeting in the UK.
It is Friday...
...so we are sprinting towards beer o'clock faster than companies can spam you with Black Friday deals. Even in countries that don't celebrate Thanksgiving, so Black Friday technically does not exist there.
It is Friday...
...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Russian troops can get their arses out of Kherson.
It is Friday...
...so we are plummeting towards beer o'clock faster than Elon can break employment laws in multiple territories simultaneously.
It is Friday...
...which means that we are thundering towards beer o'clock faster than the British public will vote for Matt Hancock to eat a kangaroo penis on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
It is Friday...
...which means that we are meandering towards beer o'clock faster than Adidas *should* have dropped Kanye.
It is Friday...
... which means that we are pirouetting towards beer o'clock faster than Liz Truss can apply for Job Seeker's Allowance.
