@Mappede

Mother of one. Misser of sleep. Prone to shenanigans

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Joined February 2011
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
milo edwards@Milo_Edwards12 Mar 2025
captain tom’s family accidentally killing him by taking him to barbados and then it immediately being revealed that they’re related to the guy who cheated on who wants to be a millionaire
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews8 Mar 2025
Share your memories of lockdown as UK set to mark Covid day of reflection bbc.in/41Np1V8

Covid day of reflection in UK marks fifth anniversary since pandemic

Locally organised events took place across the UK, marking five years since the Covid-19 pandemic began.

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Rebecca Handford retweeted
john sturgis@sturgios7 Feb 2025
When Meatloaf sang: ‘I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’ I assumed at the time he was referring to some extreme sex act but as I get older I think it’s more probable it was something more like ‘go to Bluewater on a Saturday’ or ‘watch Call The Midwife’
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@ohitssje2 Dec 2024
You’re stuck in an elevator with three adult men but you feel completely safe. name the three adult men
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Geoff Norcott
@GeoffNorcott2 Dec 2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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remand chic@our_jesse29 Nov 2024
One of my biggest apprehensions about returning to work is I waited 3 years for two specific team members to be in same meeting so I could ask Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? And nobody got it. I can’t go thru that again
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Cat scan
Creepy.org
@creepydotorg13 Nov 2024
Replying to @creepydotorg
13. Cat
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Out of all the ‘Gary Barlow’s massive son’ memes, I think this one is my favourite
Barrie White@BarrieGWhite5 Nov 2024
Gary Barlow standing next to his son eating a croissant.
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Is it just me that sees it?
James Lucas
@JamesLucasIT4 Nov 2024
Replying to @JamesLucasIT
3. This is the back of Mount Rushmore
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How is it that we can put a man on the moon, yet we can’t figure out a decent tannoy system for train conductors?
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Which is why my very first pets were two goldfish named Teapot & Hanky
Gina Lloyd@GinaGoesOutside14 Oct 2024
I love unhinged pet names bestowed by children. my parents got us a pair of kittens when I was a toddler and only knew a handful of words so then we had a cat named Box for almost 20 years
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Replying to @auberginepie
I find it really hard to accept that after two failed marriages, she enters a third with someone who never wears pants
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Introducing my new favourite tweet of all time
Flups@TheRealFlups10 Oct 2024
If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
Flups@TheRealFlups10 Oct 2024
If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.
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Matthew@regionalthicko6 Oct 2024
What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it
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Sacha Lord
@Sacha_Lord27 Sep 2024
Get in...I've just been told I can bring my own music to the baby delivery room. Making a set list over the weekend. First track: Push It, Salt and Pepa. Recommendations welcome....
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Rory Delap about to take a throw-in:
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Have they had a 2-for-1 deal on Turkey teeth this year? #scd
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Rebecca Handford retweeted
Massimo
@Rainmaker197320 Sep 2024
An Austrian Tongue Choir from the Alps region of Tyrol sings ‘Moscow Nights’ with their tongue in a 1982 performance. If not for the Internet, we’d never know music videos like this existed. xitter.cf/i/status/1837145476497…
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Replying to @bbclaurak
I would rather shove a cactus up my arse
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