@MapDaddi

pretty and unhinged

 Baltimore, MD
Joined August 2015
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when I cut open avocados and they're brown
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me, I'm the man
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avocados anonymous™ retweeted
Sarah Lazarus@sarahclazarus8 Jul 2021
there should be a post-pandemic full service doctor where you just lie down for a three hour appointment and five people swarm around and fix you like a race car
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proud 2 simp
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blueberry just hit different
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the coolest thing I’ve seen in 2021 is a man pulling his mask down to sneeze
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anyone else having a gender crisis
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why do I think beards overshadow childhood trauma
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Replying to @_sashayed
@_sashayed
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y’all ever crash your bike & smash your lunch & go to work smellin like a full beef
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avocados anonymous™ retweeted
Alex Dragicevich@alexdrag_18 Feb 2021
therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now me: ok rank us
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you ever been this h🔍rny
avocados anonymous™ retweeted
Lureena Cornwell@makesgoodsoup16 Feb 2021
Me at 8 yrs old, absolutely crushed when I didn’t hear my name in Mambo No. 5
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is dating a Virgo a toxic decision
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kissing is gross ᵉˣᶜᵉᵖᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ
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Juliet Ames@thebrokenplate14 Feb 2021
Replying to @LisaESnowden @LisaMccray
Baltimore does not need more Scorpios.
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[looking him dead in the eye]: i canNOT get pregnant today, a Scorpio daughter would ruin us
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can’t believe how fast i’ve gone from “I don’t play video games 😇 👉🏻👈🏻” to “give me the fucKING controller 🔪🤬”
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avocados anonymous™ retweeted
woahh mann@ashhhhhhole25 Nov 2020
what if all of my systems are nervous
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woahh mann@ashhhhhhole11 Feb 2021
driving bf looking for cows gf
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