I like “Are you ok?” @JSS98Rock

I folded all my laundry, tackled my returns department and have dinner in the oven. Hope this leads to a positive week. 🤞

Cutting up my old shirts to make hoodies. Learned my lesson to stick with straight lines and avoid the free motion foot because I suck at sewing,

Got a ticket for Giggly Squad in January, knowing damn well it’s going to be snowing.

I’m old. I don’t understand why I’d want my legs shaped like barrels.

Student driver sticker on a new G Wagon.

Y’all wouldn’t believe some of these dumb stories I have to tell. On a Tuesday.

Can you watch Traitor’s without ever seeing it before? #askingforafriend

Thanks to the girl who got me stoned outside of Frazier’s today. I’ve ordered $90 worth of @EkibenBaltimore and my day is made.

Playing a game of is it bad to use expired hair die? I found out how much people pay for salon color yesterday and I can’t.

I’m no prude but it’s kinda weird to bring your children on a show about your secret life as a “spicy content creator.”

Ever avoid your work so hard that you play around on the MD land records page and MD case search?

Forgot to report a Running Man sighting yesterday!

I have woken up with Morning Dew stuck in my head since July 4th. Just constant Donkey donkey donkey donk…