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Optimal Popsicle retweeted
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The government has decided that CFB Wainwright was a preexisting grass fire that suddenly flared up due to the wind. Problem is, the story is full of weasel words and handwavium. Who wants to bet this was another bad officer?
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Didnt take long for the crackheads on the Left to decide this was Bad Orange Man.
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Optimal Popsicle retweeted
I hope he makes it to the front door
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Leatherman tools are charm bracelets for Millennial Men.
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I wish me sharing this mattered, it is a big idea. Self serve kiosk right next to the K-9, so they even save a few footsteps.
If the Post Office opened stores before airport security, they wouldn’t be struggling for money anymore.
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Shane Gillis over here taking fire meanwhile Joey Swoll is like:
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R.I.P. RJ Mitte 1992-2026
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Turns out there is such a thing as a "Shepherd's Axe" and I dont l know why anyone would want a sword cane after learning about it.
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Optimal Popsicle retweeted
Now it is up to all of us, as citizens and elected leaders, to support accountability and to follow the facts where they lead.
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If the First Nations need something to celebrate today, you can be thankful Columbus wasnt a Muslim.
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Dreamed I was in an abandoned house, when I tried to leave, I walked into my grandma's kitchen and found a mess, couldnt leave til I clean it it...
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During stressful errand run, I had a bright spot: I signal a right turn, mostly cuz little eyes were watching, and the kids thought I was waving. I got a huge and happy greeting from like 20 kids. Kinda made my day.
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PSA: if you are a skinny dude over 40, like me, and you have decided, for reasons, to get in proper shape. Buy some really good skin cream first. Your skin will not be cooperative. Vitamin D cream for best results.
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Hypothesis: Leftism is a symptom of brain damage. Evidence: Mark Hamill, Mark Ruffalo, Rosie O'Donnell, Gord Downie, and many more.
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Optimal Popsicle retweeted
Replying to @GundamIsHere
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It's like they know exactly what they are doing, and they know that we know exactly what they are doing...
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Just watched a mad woman make snack bars out with ruffles potato chips and melted marshmallow. Obviously these have gone on the shopping list.
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