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Why this video is not trending 💔🇿🇦📍 Vuka Mzantsi kukhona okudla amantshontsho emsamo👏👏👏👏

JOHANNESBURG — As pressure mounts ahead of the alleged 30 June “deadline” for undocumented immigrants to leave South Africa, one man has reportedly found himself trapped in a deeply ironic situation: he says he cannot leave the country because he has absolutely no idea who he officially is. Brian, explained that he entered South Africa “through the wire” several years ago and never anticipated needing paperwork again. “At the time I thought documents were optional,” he said while nervously folding an expired bus ticket from 2019. “Now everyone suddenly wants passports, permits, visas, fingerprints, proof of residence, proof of life, proof of ancestors… where was all this energy when I arrived?” According to Brian, returning home has become nearly impossible because he cannot remember which border post he crossed, which country he came from, or whether the fence he crawled under technically belonged to South Africa, Botswana, Zimbabwe, or “that other side with goats.” “It was dark,” he explained. “We were following a guy named Courage who said he knew a shortcut. Next thing I know I’m selling vetkoek in Gauteng.” Friends say Brian has become increasingly stressed after hearing about the proposed June deadline. “He tried going to Home Affairs to ask for help,” said one resident. “But after standing in the queue for six hours, officials asked him for documents to prove he doesn’t have documents.” Witnesses say the conversation reportedly caused three officials to stare silently at the wall for several minutes before one simply whispered, “This country is tired.” In a desperate attempt to resolve the issue, Brian allegedly contacted his family back home, only to discover nobody there has proper paperwork either. “My uncle says our birth certificates were eaten by goats during the rainy season,” he said. “So now even my own village says I must first prove I belong there.” Meanwhile, social media users have reacted with mixed emotions, ranging from sympathy to complete disbelief. One user posted: “Bro illegally entered a country and now can’t illegally exit it. That’s commitment.” Another added: “At this point South Africa must just issue him a loyalty card.” Sources claim Brian briefly considered leaving voluntarily but became discouraged after hearing how expensive transport prices have become. “Leaving this country is no longer affordable,” he complained. “Even going back illegally now requires a deposit.”

So I haven't seen your publication condemn this yet..... your quick to condemn xenophobia.

Charity begins at Home, if you can’t win the hearts of your fellow South Africans at home, if you can’t even get one Municipality on majority It’s a pure message that you are not trusted We will not allow Malema and EFF to insult us in our backyard, let them remain at 9%

@TMFoundation_ please ask him to watch this video eyekhe ukubanga isicefe naye!!

From @airtransat 😂

This brother was right about his fellow countrymen.

NOW: Brown Mogotsi before entering the dock. @eNCA @Abramjee

Breaking: 🇳🇬 Nigeria is once again officially one of the worst places on the planet to live in 2026, with one of the lowest qualities of life in the world. Countries with the Lowest Quality of Life in 2026 🇳🇬 Nigeria 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka 🇧🇩 Bangladesh 🇻🇪 Venezuela 🇪🇬 Egypt 🇵🇭 Philippines 🇮🇷 Iran 🇮🇩 Indonesia 🇵🇰 Pakistan 🇱🇧 Lebanon 🇰🇪 Kenya

Floyd nailed it!

“A Nigerian police officer holding weed while still har@ssing young people on the road.”🤯👀 Drama as MC Okrika confronts Nigerian police officers in Ikom, Cross River State, over alleged extørtion after spotting another officer holding what appeared to be weed.

Media Statement | Constitutional Court Judgment on National Assembly Impeachment Process #ethics #integrity #accountability #parliament #ConstitutionalCourt

This post might not be popular, but hear me out. I just finished a phone call with my business partner, Lamar, in Atlanta, USA (the sixth such call since Monday), asking about the turmoil in South Africa. Ordinarily, when we talk, I am asking him to explain the orange man and the politics of the USA. Today, he said to me, “Seems like the craziness has travelled across the Atlantic & docked at the Cape of Good Hope.” Each of these six calls is with a respected & highly successful black business leader from another country. They’ve seen the videos circulating on social media, & they are wondering if it's safe to travel into SA. Lamar is bringing black investors to SA soon to seek investment opportunities. He and the people he is due to travel with have seen the images, videos and posts depicting clashes and violence between South Africans and foreign nationals. Remember that in the world of PR: facts come after the party is over. By the time the facts, the nuance, & perfectly crafted statements arrive, the impressions have been set, people have their beliefs about the matter and society's attention has shifted elsewhere. Let me be clear: this post isn’t about whether South Africa faces an immigration crisis, an economic crisis, or whether the country’s system is being exploited. Those are important debates, but that’s not what I’m addressing here. What I want to highlight is this: in the absence of bold leadership, chaos & opportunism rule. There’s a dangerous lack of clear, unambiguous leadership. A clear lack of visible action. … I can’t help but wonder, where is our leadership? Why are the business leaders silent? They all want to talk about how Africa is their growth economy, but remain silent when Africa turns on itself. Make it make sense. Why are civic leaders quiet? And most critically, where is our head of state, the leader of our nation? Where is his executive? Where is the Tourism Board of South Africa & Department of Tourism? After all, they are the custodian of Brand South Africa? Where is the DIRCO? They are the stewards of South Africa's soft power with its peer nations. Where is BUSA, BLSA & their peer network of organisations? This moment needs action beyond opinion pieces about “building network industries.” This moment is near-on existential, & left unattended, it will affect the image of South Africa (and the world's perception of South Africans) for at least a generation. Why is the corridor of leadership so empty? It's unimaginable that our Presidency department (the primary client of our intelligence service) has not provided clear leadership at this moment. They, more than all of us, should know the cost of poor international perception left unattended. Leadership, clarity, and communication are crucial now. Some say that our leaders are quiet because they are taking their time to understand the forces ar play. However, the optics (the visual impact) of our current situation are undeniably grim. Regardless of your political stance or favourite political party, the image of the country is at stake. The image we are currently projecting is one of institutional failure. There is a sign hanging above South Africa’s leadership that reads “House To Let.” This is a dangerous crossroads. So, can the real leader please stand up? Can the president, his executive, the well-paid company heads, and our prominent civic leaders lead us out of this darkness? True leadership in these critical moments. <sidenote: I am not diminishing or ignoring the human experience around this whole issue. But that has been well ventilated. And solving the absence of leadership issue might actually alleviate some of that pressure> I might be wrong, but I doubt it. Let's argue in the comments. VT

Dear South African Multinational Companies, WHAT are you doing to address the problems of xenophobia in your country and to calm the anger of other Africans in countries you operate? @MTNza @MTNNG @Naspers @AngloAmericanZA @GoldFields_LTD @FirstRand @Absa @StandardBankZA @CapitecBankSA @Shoprite_SA @Shoprite_NG

Well I’ve never cheated but… I can tell you men gravitate towards where they are respected and where they are wanted. So a nagging and quarrelsome woman is likely the common denominator and why men tend to cheat it has nothing to do with your vaginas.

I wasn’t ready for this 🤣

Who did this now?😂😂

What did I do???