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Songs are. Therefore, listen. BA Philosophy - MAE Science Teacher. Professional Amateur Comedian.

Norwich, England
Joined April 2016
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there should be a separate twitter for parents who tweet about bluey
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can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?
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remember folks this is what's really happening here...
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his job is just peach
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July is certainly shaping up to be a scorcher globally; we’ve now seen the four warmest days on record over the last four days:
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The already uninhabitable Earth. Today, Zabol in Iran recorded the highest temperature on Earth at 49.6C. The whole Middle East region is experiencing extreme heat, making working outside during the day impossible. Living without air con. in such conditions is nearly impossible.
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Mayor Frey proclaims the City to be "Swiftieapolis", exploiting a loophole to escape two MPD consent decrees. "The facts are clear: there is zero evidence that the Swiftieapolis Police Dept has committed any wrongdoing whatsoever," says City Atty Manfred Von Karma
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In 1959, 9yo Ronald McNair was told he couldn't check out his books from Lake City's segregated library. He went on to become Karate champion, earned an MIT PhD in physics, and became a NASA astronaut. Today that library is named after him. [read more: buff.ly/2A1lEA2]
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Fancy haircut day, fancy haircut day, fancy haircut day <takes a deep breath > fancy haircut day.
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Every song is the same 4 chords and it’s like, “she’s my lady, she’s my baby, I love her so much she’s my baby lady” and everyone loves it but a comic does a joke where they use the word potato and everyone is like, “you stole this from Gaffigan.”
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oh you’re a Christian?? name one chris
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Replying to @DocAtCDI
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid, but... I can stop any time. 🛑
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Accidentally mixed up my foundation with my lipstick... Boy is my face red
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Our tax dollars at work !!all this cruelty all this waste of resources
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I dunno much about Romanian prisons but when you’re in one how many cars do you get to drive?
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Sooner or later elons going to think of the post that fixes all of this
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The train announcer's voice sounds so much like mine that whenever I use speech-to-text on the subway it next stop Central square
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