@MP_Retail

Owner MPRetail, property consultant, Chair SE20 BID, Chair Crystal Palce Community Trust, Londonophile,QPR fan,

 London
mpretail.co.uk
Joined September 2013
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Mark Painter retweeted
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSMay 7
Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.
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X@realXanderXjork8 Oct 2024
Elon Musk doesn’t want this video shared because he’s trying to help Trump win in November. It would be a damn shame if everyone shares it. xitter.cf/piyushmittal/status/18…
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Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. World map according to fish
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INMATE 1: What are you in for? INMATE 2: Bomb. INMATE 1: Pipe? Car?… Nail? INMATE 2: No, bath.
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“Who put that up there?” So, soo, sooooo funny 👏 👏 👏
Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys29 Jun 2024
🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.
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It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here. (And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)

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Mark Painter retweeted
Arch@ArchieOReilly41 Nov 2023
He’s actually the one isn’t he #QPR
QPR FC
@QPR1 Nov 2023
Meeting Martí 🤝 BTS with @MCC14 on arrival 👀
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Mark Painter retweeted
Brendan May
@bmay18 Oct 2023
I daily see how Brexit happened.
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Eddie Burfi@EddieBurfi10 Jul 2023
Replying to @mrjamesob
This. A thousand times, this.
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A lot of people have been asking my take on the QPR situation at the minute so here goes – at Lomazzo, Lombardia
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Mark Painter retweeted
Steve Peers
@StevePeers2 Jun 2022
Happy sixth anniversary to this untruthful tweet
Boris Johnson
@BorisJohnson3 Jun 2016
Vienna Treaty protects rights of UK residents in France and elsewhere in EU! Brexit will make no difference #VoteLeave #InOrOut
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Dan March@TheDanMarch4 May 2022
Unsure how to vote tomorrow? Here's a handy guide to voting Tory from the Department of Digital, Culture, Media & Sport. #Tory #Vote #Conscience
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Mark Painter retweeted
Gary Neville
@GNev218 Apr 2022
The Boris Johnson Word Cloud
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Jay Rayner@jayrayner112 Apr 2022
The week in Tory MPs so far: one convicted of molesting a minor, another having to apologise for defending said paedophile, PM and chancellor convicted of breaking the COVID laws they wrote. And it’s only Fucking Tuesday.
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Replying to @DemeryUK @ManMadeMoon
Oh god and now I've found 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=E_o1jQkF…
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Here’s Barry Cryer at our wedding. How young we all were! Except Barry, obviously. I was so proud to have him there, and it made my father feel closer. He was a lovely lovely man and this is a very sad day.
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May 20 2020 Number 10 party. Damn, I missed it. I was in a coma. Just my luck.
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Dear @BorisJohnson and Co, this is what’s meant by ‘leading by example’.
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We went to see Richard Ratcliffe on day 9 of his hunger strike. The ongoing torment of this innocent family is a failure of British democracy in its core aim: to protect its citizens. Nazanin must come home. How on earth will we reverse climate change if we can’t even fix this?
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Mark Painter retweeted
Bob Collins@bobbyqprfc1 Nov 2021
#qpr @SkySports thanks for royally fucking up my Boxing Day now I’ve got to spend it with the in-laws
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