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Texas, USA
Joined July 2013
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Your SEC Offensive Player of the Week 🤘
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rest in piss you hoe ass mfer!!!
I heard UT graduation this year looked like this. I didn’t believe it. The problem is now obviously far worse than anyone imagined.
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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BREAKING NEWS: GREG ABBOTT WHEELY WHEELY SAD
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Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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GREG ABBOTT IS NO LONGER THE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
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TURN ALL THEM DATA CENTERS INTO PLANNED PARENTHOOD LOCATIONS. WOKE IS BACK. BOGO SEX CHANGES AND ABORTIONS
BREAKING: AI stock futures plunge across the board as a Democratic blue wave takes shape in the midterm elections.
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Current mood:
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This is what I envisioned when I selected Gina at the the voting booth
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BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN FOR MARAAD WATSON🤘
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Destruction of Flock cameras *not* authorized. Just vote.
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Instead… hear me out… America could’ve had free healthcare for everyone.
JUST IN: Pentagon tells Congress the Iran military operation has cost American taxpayers $47,100,000,000.00.
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y’all don’t understand how much i love this man he is a comedic genius
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Texas Republicans have been in power for 30 years and still blame Democrats for our problems.
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EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet. He just seems to have trouble pronouncing it when it's my name.  I don't care how he pronounces my name. I don't even care that he remembers my whole name. Because he can just go on and call me senator after November.
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Man is so demented he forgot he's launched the biggest crypto scams himself
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to announce crackdown on crypto scams targeting Americans.
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Nathan For You genuinely one of the funniest shits I’ve ever watched
- we have you on camera signing it - you don’t have me on camera signing it ** replay shows him signing it
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He literally reported his earnings. He’s made $2.2 billion since taking office. These clowns think we are all idiots.
.@VP: "It's laughable to me, the idea that Donald Trump has somehow been enriched by political office. He nearly had his life destroyed by his quest to become President!"
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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