I always tweet the truth, even when I lie!

FCT, Nigeria
Joined February 2010
It’s always better to pay your way and maintain your dignity. Always
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Rains have gone, national grid dey overheat. Rinse and repeat
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I really want to respond to some messages but I’ve learned that things here are often misinterpreted. People jump in without understanding the context or nuance. Make I respect myself jeje! ✌🏾
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N235 per litre! Kai! This una subsidy na ghen ghen 😬
Flights for 2 please! Cos this was me a few days ago. I don't remember the last time I drove my car in sports mode 🙃
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‘If Diogo Dalot was a fish, he’d drown’ kai! 🤣🤣🤣
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Gangariya Salad on my mind this Monday.
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Murtala Baloni retweeted
The service was doing 3 trips each way before you came on board sir. I suggest you stop with the excuses and get to work – at Abuja, Nigeria
When you have 665 seats and 10,000 persons are struggling to get it. The first 665 passengers will get the seats within minutes and the system will simply tell that there is no seat. You can't create what you don't have. Under this administration, ticket racketeering reduced to less than 1percent because of the measures we put in place.
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Team #fitfam activated! Operation lose the belly fat! 💪🏾
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Murtala Baloni retweeted
Satan threatens you with poverty and orders you to immorality, while Allah promises you forgiveness from Him and bounty. And Allah is all-Encompassing and Knowing Q2 (Al-Baqarah): Verse 268
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Haba haba! Where’s the amala?
🤖 Made with AI
Go on ChatGPT and ask it to fill a room with everything about you!! 😭 Let’s see what you get! 👀
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