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Starting Sept 1st I’ll put it to test walahi
📷📷Brutal Core Workout
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This made me burst out laughing and then my girl asked me what I found so funny and in my infinite wisdom I actually showed her
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I don’t want books written by AI, I want books written by alcoholic Russian novelists on the brink of a mental collapse from depression, that’s how God wanted it.
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I need to know what exactly DeKUT does differently compared to its peers. Do they get more funding or what??
DeKUT Establishes Semiconductor Collaboration with LAAS CNRS, France The Vice Chancellor of DeKUT, Prof. Eng. Peter Muchiri, EBS led a delegation of DeKUT Staff to a collaboration visit to LAAS CNRS, for collaboration on training, research and innovation in Semiconductor and Micro-electronics Engineering Laboratory for Analysis and Architecture of Systems (LAAS) is a major public research laboratory based in Toulouse, France, and is part of the French National Centre for Scientific Research (Centre National de la Recherche Scientifique - CNRS) network. LAAS has a class 10 clean room that can support the entire flow of the 14nm MOS process up to packaging. The collaboration with DeKUT will be coordinated by the DeKUT Center for Integrated Circuits Engineering, which trains in Microchip design and fabrication.
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all this drama to then sleep with his own sister
A young Muslim boy avoids physical contact with a woman. 😍✨
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I always freak out whenever a woman tells me she has an IUD because in 2004 my Humvee hit one in Iraq and my platoon leader was killed
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🧱BRICKING NEWS🧱 England: Tiger whose life was spared after he killed a man that entered his enclosure, will now be put to death after British police discover the tiger made posts critical of islam on social media. – at West Buechel, KY
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Going to Kyiv with the expectation of a dozen 9/10 Svetlanas fighting over my average 3.5" penis, but as I enter the nightclub, a bag goes over my head, and the next thing I know, I am experiencing the Skyrim intro scene on a truck heading to Donbas.
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… and that is where he needs a very sharp lawyer who understands kuishi taon
Just realized that the Banking sector in Kenya does not allow Russia Citizens who are in Kenya to open bank accounts! I've a client who have been trying to open an account with any of the Kenyan Bank and they've all turned him down. What rubbish is this? @KCBInKenya @Coopbankenya @NCBABankKenya @SidianBank @CBKKenya
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After lengthy negotiations between the mother and I, peace has been restored, happy to announce my Zanzibar child will be spending their holidays in Kenya once they are old enough to travel solo.
Shiet, bibi wa Zanzibar ameshika simu naskia tu ‘kwikwi’ at the edge of the bed followed by “what do men want”
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Stay strong survivor
One time, 24 years ago, I got really drunk and a fat girl had sex with me. I am now officially revoking my consent to that encounter. I was raped. I will be writing a book about it. "How a whale harpooned me: One man's trauma"
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One time, 24 years ago, I got really drunk and a fat girl had sex with me. I am now officially revoking my consent to that encounter. I was raped. I will be writing a book about it. "How a whale harpooned me: One man's trauma"
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Not even gonna lie; last year, a time like this after a night out of heavy drinking, my pals: @donszn6 @HueyLael @FaithfulnessJS @Moo_too_wah decided to sleep at my tiny 1 bedroom kule Kasarani… …sahi… we’re all soooooo far, forever grateful to that gents’squad
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My Tz friends told me: “Vitu vya dunia hivi, lakini hakikisha vimekupitia “
The Cost of Playing God: How the Global Arms Game Finally Caught Up to Wicknell Chivayo In the high-stakes underworld of transnational arms trafficking, there is a brutal, unspoken rule: you can be rich, you can be powerful, but you can never be loud. For years, Chivayo flew directly in the face of that rule, flaunting a lavish lifestyle funded by heavily inflated state contracts while operating as a key financial proxy for the region’s ruling elite. But the music stopped on the evening of Wednesday, 30 September 2026, when his private helicopter slammed into a field in Marondera, burning so intensely that it required DNA tests to identify his remains. While the state media is quick to blame a sudden cloud bank and pilot disorientation, anyone tracking the geopolitical explosion across Southern Africa knows exactly what cut his life short. Chivayo was playing a deadly game of dealing in arms, and he became a massive liability the moment the tracking lights turned on. The house of cards began to collapse not in Harare, but across the border. South Africa’s financial investigators—the hawks of the Financial Intelligence Centre—had begun quietly pulling at the threads of Chivayo’s sprawling financial empire. They mapped an illicit pipeline where hundreds of millions, initially paid out by the Zimbabwean government for dummy state tenders, were being siphoned out of local banks and redirected into deep offshore networks. This wasn't just corporate greed; it was the financial fuel needed to bankroll an active, illegal weapons supply chain feeding the brutal civil war in Sudan. Chivayo had even begun buying his way directly into the Malawian political elite, sparking a political firestorm in Blantyre by using his tender-fueled wealth to drop an eye-watering K1.7 billion ($1 million) donation into a high-profile charitable trust, buying access that seamlessly smoothed his regional movements. But the sheer gravity of the operation attracted too much weight. Western intelligence watchdogs caught wind of a highly sophisticated air bridge operating right out of Kamuzu International Airport in Lilongwe. Heavy military equipment and missiles were arriving under the false pretense of belonging to the Malawi Defence Force, only to be rapidly processed and re-routed to paramilitary forces in Sudan. Chivayo’s fatal error was recording leaked audios boasting about his untouchable political proximity, effectively making himself the loudest target in the region. With international intelligence agencies tightening the net, Chivayo went from being a highly valuable proxy to an immediate existential threat to the powerful cartels pulling the strings. In these deep-cover networks, a compromised money man is a time bomb waiting to flip and cut a deal to save himself. The tragic crash in Marondera severed that link with absolute, chilling precision. Proving that the timing was far from a simple coincidence, the hammer fell almost instantly. Less than 24 hours after the helicopter plummeted from the sky, Malawi’s Anti-Corruption Bureau moved in on Thursday morning, 1 October 2026, to arrest the former army chief, General Paul Valentino Phiri, for dealing in terrorist property. The syndicate had closed the loop just in time. By taking Chivayo off the board on Wednesday night, they ensured that when General Phiri stands trial next month, the loud, deep-pocketed proxy who tied Harare's state tenders to the weapons pipelines in Sudan wouldn't be alive to name the true architects behind the shadow war. Not to mention while the formal criminal indictment only focuses on the specific intercepted window of June and July 2025, the timeline suggests a highly calculated corporate and military runway that was put into motion two full years prior to the final bust.
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You travel to other countries and realize just how easy they have it… cause what do you mean a 2021 Golf GTI you’re getting it for less than $15k????????????????????????????
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Shiet, bibi wa Zanzibar ameshika simu naskia tu ‘kwikwi’ at the edge of the bed followed by “what do men want”
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When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app
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Holy fuckin shit… bro you’re still here? LEGEND!!!
Check out my $PANW analysis on @TradingView: tradingview.com/x/tDlTV8ly/ . I believe this stock is now overvalued and is due for a bigger correction from the current levels to around $340
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Be delusional…
On my life, the day I see Kwaheri Kenya, I just might kneel down and break into tears...
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Reuniting after 27 years with my big brother @MachariaNjeru . I first met him through my father when I was just 18 or 19 years old. Thank you, brother for the warm hospitality. What was meant to be breakfast turned into three wonderful hours of catching up, reminiscing and sharing stories. Truly wonderful seeing you again after all these years. Like you said, brother from another mother.
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