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Mayim Chayim Boozer

@MCBoozedUp

An Old Williamsberg stoner. Making the world a better place one shot at a time! #Boozedup

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Joined November 2015
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A Bochurs Life@LifeOfABochur21 Aug 2017
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A Bochurs Life@LifeOfABochur27 Jul 2017
I wonder what he has against Feivish!
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A Bochurs Life@LifeOfABochur24 Jul 2017
A brisker...
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Kris P. Kreme@krisv_72320 Jul 2017
*Watching tv* Him: wtf are you eating? Me: Cotton candy. *stuffing more in my mouth* The attic is full of it but I think it's stale.
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Moshe Kolat@moshe_kolat13 Jul 2017
There's a Chasidish clothing store called G&G. The real name is Jew & Jew, but Chasidim pronounce "ooo" as "e".
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Awkward Bachur@endimem_music12 Jul 2017
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Wick Amble 🧀@RICKSH0W27 Nov 2014
My dreams have pop-up ads. – at De Pere, WI
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Moshe Kolat@moshe_kolat2 Jul 2017
In a quirk of the calendar, Shiva Assar B'Tammuz is on 7/11, so we have to wait until after the fast to drink our free slurpee
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@EliLebowicz23 Jun 2017
The cartoon-watcher in me definitely assumes that after Korach was swallowed by the Earth, the Earth licked its lips and burped loudly.
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Yanky hamburger@HamburgerYanky24 Mar 2017
Replying to @cholentface
@cholentface: Honestly the best way to diet is to take one Fleishig bite every six hours. m.twitter.com/cholentface
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Moshe Kolat@moshe_kolat20 Jun 2017
For years I thought that the National Anthem ended with the words "play ball!".
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@EliLebowicz2 Jun 2017
An alternate ending to the song "Ninth Man" where the rebbe strikes out at the end and all the kids decide to go off the derech. #frumjokes
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@EliLebowicz17 May 2017
Future AP US history classes will be writing essays on why Trump was unfit to be President.
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@Dreister@Tzeleiger16 May 2017
. @53parkinglot my photographic memory is photoshopped
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Moshe Kolat@moshe_kolat16 May 2017
What not to say to a boy having an Upsherin; "Hey buddy, remember the last time you got snipped?"
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