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Mayim Chayim Boozer

@MCBoozedUp

An Old Williamsberg stoner. Making the world a better place one shot at a time! #Boozedup

 High up in the clouds!
Joined November 2015
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Rabboisay this is my last tweet from this account. Pls follow my new one @LifeOfABochur !
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A Bochurs Life@LifeOfABochur21 Aug 2017
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Chassid gets pulled over for littering. Tells cop "Whats the problem. De sign says "fine for littering""
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A shabbos message to all my followers of in camp: #BoozedUp!
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Looks like the rebbi also fell asleep! xitter.cf/LifeOfABochur/status/8…
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#MussarShmooze or #MussarSnooze?
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A Bochurs Life@LifeOfABochur27 Jul 2017
I wonder what he has against Feivish!
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Love this guy! xitter.cf/LifeOfABochur/status/8…
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Reb Zelig playing "cops and robbers"! @endimem_music
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A Bochurs Life@LifeOfABochur24 Jul 2017
A brisker...
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Me in camp be like...
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*Reb Zelig walks away from urinal with his tie flung over his shoulder* #KingZelig @endimem_music
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Have a good shabbos! #MyShabbosParty
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Kris P. Kreme@krisv_72320 Jul 2017
*Watching tv* Him: wtf are you eating? Me: Cotton candy. *stuffing more in my mouth* The attic is full of it but I think it's stale.
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Do u think Sia is referring to bungalow colony life in her song "Cheap Thrills"?
Reb Zelig composed a lsheim yichud to say when dunking a apikores in the mikva. All jokes aside he uses it on a weekly basis! @endimem_music
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Moshe Kolat@moshe_kolat13 Jul 2017
There's a Chasidish clothing store called G&G. The real name is Jew & Jew, but Chasidim pronounce "ooo" as "e".
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I would slap your face but shit splatters!
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If i wanted to kill myself i would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ!
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Awkward Bachur@endimem_music12 Jul 2017
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Guy walks over to ex-satmar dude: Nee, a tzenter? X-stmr dude: Haaalo, i dont understand jewish
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