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full time pro pilot, CyberTruck owner, loving husband, gentle father, patriot. Tesla referral code: https://xitter.cf/t.co/6irHCcRT6e

Bloomington, IN
Joined March 2010
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I manage pressurized aluminum tubing
I heat plastic, and then I squish it.
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Tesla FSD v14.2 is acting like a European tourist when it drives. Let me explain. When I first started using V13 10 months ago it was like riding with a 16yo. It knew the rules, mostly followed them, but was jerky as could be. New releases brought improvements to where we got to 22yo driver level with some laws broken, smoother, jerkiness seldom, but no regard for other drivers. Need to get over? Just signal and go. Getting off the interstate in .2 miles? Far left lane is ok, just send it. So jump ahead to V14.2. It’s smooth. It’s smart. It acts like it is thinking ahead, not just reacting. But it drives like a European tourist now. Not bad but not great. Turn signal comes on way too often and way too early. It likes to turn into the wrong lanes when making protected turns. It doesn’t understand school zone signs when there’s a time limit involved. It just goes with the flow of traffic even if the lead car does something dumb. So is FSD 14.2 awesome? Hell yes it is. My robot truck drives me more than I drive it. You just have to watch out for the scenarios where it’s gonna do dumb stuff….like a tourist.
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Just don’t hold the beverage with two hands for more than 10 seconds or NAG!
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I did three days of almost exclusively FSD use. I’ve never received a release ahead of the influencers until now. That’s the ticket.
I got the Golden Ticket!!! 😁😁😁
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Captain Mike retweeted
Not long until unsupervised arrives and texting and driving is considered normal
Bruh. In 14.2 cell phone detection is massively relaxed!!!
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Good idea, as long as it does it faster!
Many updates and fixes have been applied to Grok 4.1 and many more to come! Going forward, Grok 4.1 will spend more compute time thinking about your question to improve accuracy.
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Parked in driveway -> parked at breakfast without touching the pedals or wheel once. People have no idea this is a reality you can go out and buy.
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Captain Mike retweeted
Warning to Android users - you have about 24 hours before the focus switches from what country you’re from to what kind of phone do you use
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Captain Mike retweeted
Thou shall stay in your lane, upon turning. 14.2 420th commandment.
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14.2 in the @cybertruck is amazing, nearly flawless
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Absolutely
People in your 20s: Start investing every single dollar you can from every paycheck. Your 40s version will thank you. Little Friday night wisdom.
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Cybertruck service appointment today. Rotate tires (second time!!!), clean camera, new wiper. Owning a Tesla is so hard. 😎
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That might be a sign that you’re not home enough!!!! Charge while you sleep friends!
Even though it doesn’t make much sense, I’d be lying if I said I never dreamt of having my own personal Tesla Supercharger at home. 😂
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FSD v14 driving me home in the @cybertruck after a long flight, in the pouring rain. Visibility sucked - camera doesn’t do it justice. Incredible technology @Tesla
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Funny. I was told these didn’t get read and that I should use some out of band web form. So hey Tesla influencers, suck it. Voice notes do get read.
Replying to @Eric_P8
Leaving voice note would be very helpful. We read them.
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New Hallmark movie plot just dropped.
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Love this idea. Also should send a pic from the front camera of the last sign it saw for the mothership AI to process and fix.
Crazy Thought… Use drivers to fix incorrect Speed Limits…. Jk on crazy thought. Double tap speed limit sign to submit a Speed Limit change request. @teslasi would review to make permanent. Probably only an issue on <1% of roads but very annoying if it’s a road that you drive daily. @TeslaTruckClub @DrKnowItAll16
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Captain Mike retweeted
BYO pillow to work day today
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I’d like to thank you for flying by private jet. Welcome to the cool kids club.
More people are buying first and business class airline tickets than ever before. What about main cabin tickets? They're down. That's our economy. The rich are doing better than ever, while working people can't afford to book a flight.
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Tell me you aren’t using @Starlink without telling me you aren’t using Starlink
When it started buffering 😂 hats off to our team. What an accomplishment today. It’s a party at Blue Origin!
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