Lydia The Puppet

Shit got real yesterday, but don't cry, I'm fine. Got a new #tutu bitches. #puppetstyle

Feeling nostalgic in this old #vaudeville theatre. #glamourpuppet #notadayover20 #vogue

As found in my human's journal a year ago: can you believe she was going to call me zi-zi?? What the hell @JessicaRaeMoo ? #puppetbrain

First time THIS SUNDAY with my human @JessicaRaeMoo at @cafeolaitcbrt #BrunchBizarre AND THEN @ the @yelpmontreal fundraiser #Yelpoween! FUN

Oh fuck yeah. TWO times on stage this week. Reminds me of my old vaudeville days, gaaaahhh, those were the days.

Me and my Human are in a show tomorrow night at #TheWiggleRoom ! Weeee gonna steal my human's gin when she's not looking #badpuppet

Contrary to how this picture looks, I'm actually trying to snatch the shark gummy from .@thejaydevine's hand. BITE.

Sssshhhaaaaaark weeeeek. I'm going to the Pub tonight to hang out with .@thejaydevine and make the whole room uncomfortable. Shhhhhhaaaarks

.@thejaydevine this puppet ain't weak. I'll be wanting Jameson shots and shark gummies, btw.

.@thejaydevine but I hear next were is shark week. I am SO THERE. I'm a little like a shark.

Supposed to cohost trivia tonight and my jerk human left me at home! There were even questions on puppets noo .@thejaydevine.@JessicaRaeMoo

I got to have a dance party with .@OomphAndBae and that cool green puppet and their human .@ChrisWardell! .@Fringemtl is THE BEST!

.@OomphAndBae are the cutest. So fucking adorable. Let's do drinks. (go see Does Not Play Well With Others) .@FringeBuzz .@Fringemtl

.@OomphAndBae ha! I'll pass it along. In the meantime, I'll be eating all her cake.

.@GregChicken I'll see what I can do. This carrot cake is fucking good.

.@_amyblackmore .@Fringemtl we're going to Sexpectations from .@moxyscallywag16 and The Passage from .@itineranttinkr !!!!

Got me some glamAF glasses, a beer and some birthday cake, cause this bitch is another year older. #partypuppet