After seeing Wasteland I now realize chickens probably wouldn't fair well in the apocalypse.. Especially ceramic ones @sextrex #fringebuzz
"Chicken" soup and "egg" noodles? Why don't you make a nice hat out of the feathers while you're at it!. ..Savages..
GregTheChicken retweeted
Any solution is good to get people in! #theladytheleg is presenting @2pm @6pm 10$ + 2 @evab #fringebuzz #fringemtl
Fringe for All would be way more fun if I could get a drink...WTF bartenders... Of course I don't have ID. I'm a fucking chicken!
I don't he's going to make it to fringe, but you gotta admire his enthusiasm. #fringemoi
Friday to-do list:
order some more fucks, I'm fresh out.
#zerofucks
Fuck these wings are useless. Can't fly...can't open a twist off... and get feathers all over my Def Leppard records. This is bullshit.
GregTheChicken retweeted
Seger de Mayo should be a national holiday. Where we all join together as one to have a celebraish for Bob Seger. Man.













