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Joined November 2010
"Motorists are urged to remain vigilant" This is useless advice while sitting in traffic. Just say it how it is, motorist are sitting ducks and there's not much anyone can do about it. The end.
SMASH-AND-GRAB ATTACK REPORTED ON N2 Another smash-and-grab incident was reported today near the Airport Approach turn-off on the N2, heading towards Somerset West. Motorists are urged to remain vigilant, keep valuables out of sight and avoid leaving space for criminals to approach their vehicles.
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"hey i tried to do something ngo backdoor, now i think i was scammed, what can i do?" you can leave me tf alone is what you can do
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This isn't one person? 😭
a wits graduate, a CA(SA) and a confrontational person walks in a restaurant. who announces what they are first?
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The revolution will be televised so you cant be caught without drip
We are told that this so called patriots are poor. Yeses biggest scammers 🚮
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Great W for Umlazi. Pool yakwa BB is all we knew growing up elokshini
The wait is over! It was all smiles, excitement and pride in Ward 84 today when the newly refurbished Umlazi BB swimming pool officially reopened alongside combi courts for multiple sporting codes such as basketball, tennis, netball and indoor soccer.
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Replying to @antoinesemenyo
@antoinesemenyo that limp you do after messing up won’t save you.
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School pays; Stay in school kids
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There's no Zulu word that fascinates me like the word "Oe" and its plural form, "ma-eh".
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Nigga????? @kay_mahapa
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Into the weekend with Mzansi’s most loved Hot-hatch! The Golf GTI!🤌🏾 🫀 2.0-litre TSI ⚡️195 kW of power. 🛞370 Nm ⚙️ 7-Speed DSG ⛽️ 7.2 L/100 km (claimed) 💰 R 908 000. Subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch the full review on Monday. youtu.be/oXgjSrCF0zE?si=WdDb…
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This man passed away 26 years ago and his character is still relevant even today. In most parts of the country, anyone driving a scooter is teasingly called Velaphi.🤣 That is generational impact.
South African actor and comedic performer - Mvuyiswa Renek 'Ray' Ntlokwana (1937 – 2000).
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We can't thank that broer enough for delaying the album😭😭❤️. Imagine someone playing that shit in this heat!
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There’s a stupid guy who will find a way to side with this monster
GERMISTON: FATHER ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY POISONING TWO DAUGHTERS A 34-year-old man has been arrested in Germiston in connection with the alleged poisoning and murder of his two daughters, aged one and 11. According to the EMPD, the suspect allegedly mixed sleeping pills into his family’s food on Tuesday, 13 October. The two girls died at the scene, while his wife and another daughter survived. The suspect allegedly fled but was arrested by EMPD Community Liaison Unit officers on Thursday, 15 October, following a tip-off. He faces two counts of murder and two counts of attempted murder. He was detained at Germiston Police Station and is expected to appear in the Germiston Magistrates’ Court.
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Real politicians are reading their municipal budgets,not my tweets.🤣 Johannesburg needs functioning traffic lights,water and clean streets,not a mayoral candidate auditioning for Twitter beef. Ba busy!😂
Real creatives are reading their scripts. Ba busy.
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No one kills me more than Vusi T man. What a legend
The only guy richer than MySol rn is Brah Vusi Thembekwayo, the real billionaire 💯 😤 🔥🔥🔥
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This is why I support the South African government for not giving a toss about Elon Musk's rants and propaganda on X regarding his Starlink internet service. Imagine having an internet service that can be switched off at a whim by its right-wing owner. Imagine having a disagreement with America and your internet service being cut by the president's ally who owns the company. It is the kind of behaviour you expect from dictators, yet it is exactly what Elon Musk and Donald Trump have done to Ukraine over Starlink. I have no stake in the Ukraine-Russia war. But when South Africa is being accused of a fake genocide by both Musk and Trump, and you see what has happened to Ukraine over Starlink, it becomes clear that such a company should never be allowed into the country on the back of special treatment. A country needs service providers who are reliable, predictable and stable. Otherwise, you hand power to a right-wing billionaire to plunge your country into an internet blackout whenever you disagree with him. No nation that values its sovereignty should make its critical infrastructure dependent on the mood of one foreign businessman.
Zelensky literally begs Elon Musk to switch on STARLINK or thousands of Ukrainians will die! He accuses Trump and Musk of betraying Ukraine, claiming Starlink's overnight disruption crippled interceptor drones that rely on the satellite network, putting Ukrainian lives at risk. The same Starlink they wanted in India and Rahul & opposition were all out supporting!
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Replying to @Vhoyde
They just wanted it because he's a former South African (racist) who hates this black government just like they do.
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