29. This is no longer a serious account and neither am I a serious person.

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined December 2022
May South African banks never locate this business model 😂
I don’t understand what’s the benefit of credit cards. Those points and rewards people talk about ? You only get that with the credit cards you have to pay an insanely high monthly fee for and the rewards really don’t make up for it. My debit card costs nothing.
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At this point the fatigue is permanent
..who else is being moered by Year End Fatigue?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but hating on Tyla will not make your fav more successful. Her power will not be transferred to your favourite pop girl. Tyla is not the reason why your fave is not doing what you want her to.
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I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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The DA refusing to be in coalition with anyone but the ANC shows they're interested in power not achieving better outcomes for their constituents.
Tbh, none. In my mind it was always a two horse race: EFF vs DA. Both deliver. Naturally, I will side with the red beret because they are honest about the reality of the majority of SAns in JHB. Helen has no answers for Soweto, Dieplsoot or Cosmo for example.
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🤣 Only a certain age bracket will get this reference
The nap after failing Grade 11 though? Unmatched ♥️
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This isn't one person? 😭
a wits graduate, a CA(SA) and a confrontational person walks in a restaurant. who announces what they are first?
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I don’t want books written by AI, I want books written by alcoholic Russian novelists on the brink of a mental collapse from depression, that’s how God wanted it.
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United play today.
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Cornell 7 then this and niggas are going to act like we aren’t the issue. Gotta stop treated these like isolated incidents and think about the way men view women as a whole/in the grand scheme of things.
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That's why they run to TikTok and Facebook to say their rubbish.
What I love about X is that you can’t just come here and throw a hot take ebandayo if you can’t defend it. If you want to add 2 cents, be sure to have change because what? This is not an oral at school for 10 marks. They will start you first with why it is worth grading? 😭
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Yea cause we had to pay £100m in interest and the owners continue siphoning out money.
While several senior players feel let down by Jason Wilcox’s efforts in the summer, another insider said the club’s budget was stretched to the fullest [@TheSunFootball]
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Yes because if you start at 7% they'll negotiate down to 2%
Ever noticed how during salary negotiations unions usually start off with a ridiculous figure like 15 or 20%. The employer starts off with zero, no increase. Then there`s the back and forth, threats of a strike, sometimes an actual strike. Eventually they settle on 7%
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Reflecting on five day of World-Class cricket: An open letter from KZN Cricket's CEO 🏏➡️
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They have financial statements to tell 😭🤣
If MySol businesses are pulling in more than R250m per month then how much are guys like Rupert and Motsepe making?😂
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Actually surprised there isn't a Tel Aviv GP knowing the FIA 😭🤣
How is having an F1 race in Rwanda any different than racing in Israel? Didn’t Rwanda kill almost a million in a genocide?
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Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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It's better than a chat with "Okay" 😭 30 times
I think this is such a boomer thing, but I miss when people would actually respond to text messages instead of just ‘reacting’ to them. I say, ‘I hope you have a good day,’ and you react with a heart? Fuck me then, I guess. 😭
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It's been this way for a decade people just gave up more and more as the economy ground to a standstill
The amount of people struggling to find work is very concerning. It was NEVER this hard to find a job.
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"Is net fokkol" at this point 😭😭
Are we cancelling "Is fokkol is festive" this year because the economy is binne in?
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