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People complain the young people don’t go out anymore but the price of a night out these days is stupid:
4 beers at the pub: £22
Entry to the club: £10
3 bags of cocaine: £90
2 shots in the club: £5
Kebab: £9
Taxi home: £15
5am 3 hour long babestation call: £30
It’s a joke!
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
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🚨 #BREAKING: Since Lindsay Clancy not being found guilty, 82 mothers in America have murdered 123 of their children.
Luke🏴 retweeted
I have a slight suspicion that Joaquin Buckley’s newest Instagram post was made by AI
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Adin Ross just banned the Island Boys after one of them got KO’d by Jack Doherty 💀
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genuinely the worst month to be alive right now i should’ve killed myself in february
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Hinge girl insists on dinner first date after I bring up drinks.
HUGE red flag. Reported her immediately to Hinge for engaging in escort like behavior.
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For $50 a month I better be directly duo queueing with Christ himself
Kingdom Academy is open!
Rocket League Coaching + Faith at $49/month, Link Here: skool.com/kingdom-academy-25…
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Growing up with an absolute saint of a mother full of unconditional love was the perfect recipe to grow up and get absolutely raped by the depravity and evil of modern women
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On my life I just asked a guy how many sets he had left on preacher curl machine he said 8. Asked him to jump in and he said nah




























