Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | Želim Mir | Fighter 🇧🇦🇲🇺🇨🇭
Travnik, Bosnia & Herzegovina
Joined November 2017
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Think you’ll find it a lot cheaper next time if you just open your front door and start running
Running is supposed to be one of the cheapest sports in the world.
Anyway, I decided to calculate how much it cost me to run the Chicago Marathon.
Including the full retail value of EVERYTHING I was wearing on race day.
RACE DAY GEAR
Garmin watch: $1,199.99
Oakley Meta Vanguards: $499
SOAR racing singlet: $295
ASICS racing shoes: $269.99
Bandit half tights: $125
Handheld bottle: $30
Running socks: $18
RACE DAY FUELING
7 SiS gels: $18.69
Maurten Bicarb: $17.50
2 LMNT packets: $3
Electrolyte drink mix: $2
RACE WEEKEND
Flights for 2: $1,593.60
Airbnb (3 nights): $970.25
Marathon entry: $266
Race insurance: $42.56
Uber/Lyft: $195.45
Public transit: $7.50
3-day carb load (estimated): $100
MarathonFoto: $94.95
TOTAL OF EVERYTHING LISTED: $5,748.48
You can judge me for the $1,200 watch, but I’ll defend the $94.95 race photos every single time.
Running is free, though.
DxB⚜️ retweeted
“F*** me, if she was my daughter, it would still be bath night on a Thursday… Time for your bath… I’ll wash you properly this time.”
Any female Reform UK supporter who glosses over this needs their head read.
DxB⚜️ retweeted
My serbian neighbour is so poor he walks down the street with just one shoe on.
And if someone asks him if he lost a shoe he says no I found one.
Niggas who got a porn addiction but are in a relationship baffle me. Go stick yo dick in your girl and stop gooning to Israeli Psyops
Do we think hypergamy exists within the Gypsy community? Like shits sweet until Perhan pulls up with his 8 donkeys and steals yo bitch
Well it’d be hard to have a seven figure salary of less than €1m per year
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Next mf who tells me they’re doing “semen retention” is getting strapped to a chair and jerked off by @AFCMichael_5 until their balls are empty
