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Struggling malaisha in the Platinum Belt. Orlando Pirates. Chelsea . Real Madrid

Rustenburg, South Africa
Joined July 2011
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If the algorithm throws this post on your timeline, please retweet to annoy your neighbour 😉
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Companies would rather lose a good employee than fix their toxic management team.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🟠 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 🟠 Stand a chance to win one 2024/25 Real Madrid Adidas away kit (size M). Simply follow the 4 steps to enter the draw: 1️⃣ Follow @iDiskiTimes & @adidasZA. 2️⃣ RT & like this post. 3️⃣ Predict the score for Real's clash with Sociedad. 4️⃣ Use hashtag #iDiskixReal. Entries close at 21:00, today.
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Seems like we gon be in bed by 04:00 #ProteaFire
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The coldest things in the universe
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Just because you qualify for it doesn't mean you can afford it. Stop getting yourself into unnecessary debt🗣️
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Good morning, how may I assist you? 📞
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⚽️ 3' Goal Erling Haaland 🎯 3' Assist Kevin De Bruyne ⚽️ 18’ Goal Erling Haaland 🎯 18’ Assist Kevin De Bruyne ⚽️ 41’ Goal Erling Haaland 🎯 41’ Assist Kevin De Bruyne ⚽️ 54’ Goal Erling Haaland 🎯 54’ Assist Kevin De Bruyne
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Cameroon returning Onana to Manchester United tomorrow morning:
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🗣️ The man kept his word. “This will be the best AFCON ever.” - CAF president Dr Patrice Motsepe. Wow. #CAN2023 – at Ivory Coast
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Cape Verde is topping a group that has Ghana and Egypt in it. AFCON is a different experience
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This car has been parked since October in Pretoria Central, I hope the owner finds it
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You might think SAPS is useless...wait until they start looking for you🤣🤣🤣
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May we not marry someone that will force us to bathe before we sleep
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Waking up to Arsenal meltdown tweets 🥹😍
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We need this in Mzansi
The small Peruvian town of Santo Tomas celebrates "Takanakuy" (Quechua for "to hit each other") every December 25th. Men, Women, and Children settle old grudges with fistfights. Then, everyone drinks together, ready to start the new year with a clean slate. The event has subsequently spread to other villages and cities, the prominent ones being Cuzco and Lima.
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