I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Sutter County, CA
Joined October 2013
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Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days. Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.
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JFK if the Jazz were the shooters
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Lowis @LouTweetsGood doesn’t wanna fly to texas tonight and it’s really killing my bender vibes
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this is how people would text during the renaissance era
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I'm ○ single ○ cuffed ● prolly gonna get chilis again
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Cam Newton showing up at the Panthers stadium like
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best costume yet 😂😭😂🤦🏽‍♀️💀
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Home run Astros.. that’s it, they’re cheating again.
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you’re getting engaged, i’m running engage eight. we are not the same.
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DOWN GOES BAMA! @ZachCalzada you’re a warrior and an absolutely legend . GIG EM
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me digging through the bowl of chex mix for a pretzel
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My buddies at @RileysChico are in the championship for best college bar. They up against some strong comp and voting ends today. I was in college for a long time. If you can help them out tweet #BestBarRileys...let’s gooo!
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#BestBarRileys because I’ve been there once and enjoyed some good food and a wholesome time. Spotless floors and a 5 star bathroom.
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Free tip for Deshaun if your going to request a trade dont do it through @RobinhoodApp
Sources: #Texans QB Deshaun Watson has requested a trade from Houston. He has a no-trade clause, and by virtue of his contract, would decide what places would be acceptable.
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Dave Matthews Band- Twisted Tea Marching
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They should build Marshawn a statue in Buffalo
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Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭
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What is Biden’s plan to lower the price of beef jerky?
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