I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Sutter County, CA
Joined October 2013
Had to do the ol Croc of Shame back to last night’s bar to get my debit card My life is a movie
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Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days. Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.
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Mötley Lou 🐺 retweeted
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Annoying people LOVE describing themselves as sarcastic
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he came back and could see every individual hair
wyd if ur barber hit the crack pipe mid trim
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JFK if the Jazz were the shooters
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Facebook community groups are better than reality TV
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Did you tweet this from the back seat of my pickup you fucking weirdo?
Cause’ I don’t care what people think of me
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you gotta be down BAD to steal a stop sign & post it for sale on facebook
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Just randomly remembered this video. This guy would have CRUSHED on TikTok
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Imagine getting shitfaced drunk & tweeting Luke Bryan lyrics 👎🏻
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red rover red rover, send Hasbulla right over
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I’m obligated to buy a boat at some point in my life just because “Lou’s Cruise” is too good of a boat name to waste
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Lowis @LouTweetsGood doesn’t wanna fly to texas tonight and it’s really killing my bender vibes
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Mötley Lou 🐺 retweeted
this is how people would text during the renaissance era
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I'm ○ single ○ cuffed ● prolly gonna get chilis again
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Hacked Instagram accounts posting about investing are spreading faster than covid ever did
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LET’S. FUCKING. GO. 🗣
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My Mom sent me this picture from the 5K she did this morning. How the hell did she end up BEHIND a rascal and a 90 year old man with a walker?!?!? You gotta rep the family better than that, Cheryl.
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