The 12th man should be mandatory, they stay on the field, the kicker skips off

Where’s the militant wing of childhood sa survivors -Ohio branch when you need it

No anxiety in letting one slip at the nursing home tonight

If wrigleys knew their aging market they’d make a freedent razzles

Klopp is gonna get a bunch of trophies fed exd Pep will be doing trivago commercials

Matt from Memphis film lab, not in Memphis, but Cleveland, said I’ll have the entire tour lot back this week. I’ve been in stasis since I labeled the cans and mailed it off a month ago. A lot of medium format pushed film and no idea if I bollocks’d it

I like telling my relatives I’m so close to god he tells me they got it wrong

Do drugs or this. @leilaregister But maybe both?

So, if you’re thinking about being cute, or ironic, or super funny, just know that I am not joking and that you might have lived a sheltered life, in the arts. That’s not how it works. I’m in the arts, too, and so are my friends. Dead or alive

I’m in class rn with a non binary friend named Moth and they’d punt your knob for being such a baby. Seriously, if you went through half the shit they did, you’d eat a bullet

Native Americans hold about 3% of the population. But, how many are writers in that equation? Roughly .03% of the entire national pop. So, when a mag says ‘we’re only 1.9% and that’s unacceptable,’ I find it to be a bit melodramatic. 1.9% is crushing it, based on the data.

If you’re running a lit mag and want to be inclusive, don’t be asking people to ID their sex, race, creed, or religion, or YOU ARE PROFILING! Bunch of woke mags still exclude a giant swath, just to exclusively include a marginal portion to sub for free. Patronage isn’t equity

Bunch of couch sitting assholes with more money and education, but less experience than the calloused pinky of a machinist, telling regular people what art is. But poor people will always define what is cool. Ain’t it a shame. All that money and couldn’t buy a line.

Oh, we’re free, for you. We pay to answer, accept, edit the fuck out of, even when you push back and have no idea what you’re talking about, and publish your work. We pay money. And the archives where it sits and you send it to the guy at work in a year. (And it still works)