Don't tell @arost154 bc I'm pretty sure his wife is giving birth right now but we're publishing his debut book. It's available for preorder right now from our webstore, too. Nice

Hey, man. Great job at the reading earlier *sniffs both your armpits*

horny for understanding

Ass so good it's bad

First condition is the execution of the @APCON_MAG editorial staff

Accidentally did some kind of five finger swipe gesture on my phone and now it's all AI generated dicks

Cool life bro. No seriously I like how small it is, nothing extraneous, no big accomplishments

Now hold on I'm not gonna disavow a brotherhood just because they tend Muslim. Bros gotta stick together

someone clogged the glory hole

Pooping on the halfpipe

wizards dont eat pussy bro

mars volta voice This hole is non-denominational

hmu for the microsoft teams link i got connections 💯

If you haven't had your book on the shelf at Powell's with a recommendation then fuck you. You're not a serious writer

The cum never drips far from the ass

Im telling people this every day

I want AI to cure cancer because they will definitely use it to cure everyone's cancer. Even people on welfare. The politicians will absolutely give the cancer curing drug to every American including people who use SNAP and stuff. Definitely, no question

first step: Good ass literature