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Writer, alpha nerd, gamer, programmer. Apologies in advance for excesssss characters and missingspacesbetween words when postimf from tabl&t. #TwitterNeedsEdit

Joined April 2013
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On one hand, I'm genuinely excited to see the massive amount of new games that are going to come out from every former 3rd party D&D publisher On the other, I'm we're about to be drowned in a wave of Fantasy Heartbreakers, except made by famous people with industry connections
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Most *nice* homes in the 1950s had: no central air, no college students or graduates, 1 rotary phone, 1 black&white TV, 1 car, literally nothing with a single microchip in it, need I go on? xitter.cf/creation247/status/161โ€ฆ
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That drag queens will not simply stop performing to bring peace to our divided country proves that they are more dangerous than the armed bandits brandishing machine guns and blowing up electrical stations trying to stop them. by Pamela Paul
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For all the MAGA frauds who used Paul Whelan to try and score political points on Britney Griner.
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Hell, yes.
TIME's 2022 Person of the Year: Volodymyr Zelensky and the spirit of Ukraine #TIMEPOY ti.me/3Fzr4B2
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ok never mind it was all worth it just to accidentally stumble across this exchange between a judge, a prosecutor, and a federal agent where only the judge knows who biggie smalls is
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Brooklyn Life, New York, November 16, 1907
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Everyone solemnly declaring that Ukraine must become "neutral" should remember that Ukraine was neutral, it did disarm, and the war is the result
As a Ukrainian friend reminded me today, Ukraine did not just give up nuclear weapons when signing the Budapest Memorandum, but also the strategic delivery vehicles - bombers and rockets - that would have been very useful to Ukraine in the fight to repel the Russain invaders now.
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An earlier Sagel line on Avenatti: "If integrity is said to be defined by doing what is right when nobody is looking, when the defendant though nobody was looking, he went out of his way to make sure nobody could look."
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me: you donโ€™t like any of my gifts her: no! the five golden rings were nice. itโ€™s just- me: too many birds? her: really bird heavy this year
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Trying to make sure I understand how government coercion works
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Yep, that's definitely what happens ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #sleepingwithcats
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What an embarrassment of a thread. So twitterโ€™s ceo EM engineered an incredibly weak hit job using internal materials that show Twitter firewalls its safety decisions from its comms and lobbying departments (for good reason, unlike Facebook). Nice job, Musk fans. Meanwhileโ€ฆ1/3
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JosiahHawthorne: "It isn't Twitter, you know," sobbed Lucy. We shan't meet you there." "But you shall meet me, dear one," said Aslan. "Are you there too, Sir?" said Edmund. "I am," said Aslan. "But on Instagram I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name."
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CAT: Mrow ME: No, you have not "emerged victorious and proven you remain unfed" CAT: Mrooow ME: No, you haven't CAT: Purrr Purrr ME: CAT: ME: CAT: Purr purr ME: Okay maybe just a bit of that leftover chicken breast in the fridge. But you didn't win CAT: Mrow ME: Shut up
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CAT: Mrow ME: Well yes, okay, my MINOR is in philosophy. CAT: Mrow. ME: Well it's more qualifications than you've got CAT: *Snickit* ME: Those are... A very different type of qualification CAT: Mrow ME: Yes, okay, I concede those are definitely more useful than a philosophy minor
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CAT: Mrow? ME: No, apparently you've had dinner CAT: Mrow ME: Yes it does count CAT: Mrooow ME: No. That a different person gave it to you than me doesn't invalidate it being 'dinner' CAT: Mrow ME: No. Don't try that "Theseus' Paradox" shit with me. I have a philosophy degree.
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