@LimeriTweets
Account based inUnited States
About this account
- Account based in
- United States
- Connected via
- United States App Store
Account-level information from X, not a live location or the device used for a specific post.
I’ve been making bad news rhyme for 20+ years. Former Fox News video cataloger. Now: BAD NEWS IN LIMERICKS— a very short program about very bad news.
New York, USA, Planet Earth
Joined April 2010
- Tweets54.5K
- Following7.5K
- Followers5.2K
- Likes67.7K
Pinned Tweet
.-.
LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH
Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah
That she doesn’t really know what she saw
..but now it’s not corny
..since everyone’s horny
She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois.
#LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
.-.
SENATOR SCHMITT HUMILIATES HIMSELF IN JACK SMITH HEARING
Republicans may never admit
Everybody hates Senator Schmitt
..the hearing hit a snag
..called Jack Smith a dirtbag
Til Klobuchar called out his bullsh*t.
#EricSchmitt #Missouri #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
.-.
SENATOR KENNEDY BAITING JACK SMITH
John Kennedy is attempting to bait
Jack Smith to distract and frustrate
..he says with some shock
..your wife made a doc
And you’re an enemy of the state.
#JackSmith #January6 #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
.-.
SPEAKER JOHNSON PROMISES MORE OF SAME
Speaker Johnson is informing the Nation
He’s desperate for help and salvation
..since Dems are to blame
..next term is the same
Eleven months of paid vacation.
.-.
SPEAKER JOHNSON RAVES ABOUT EPIC FURY
Speaker Johnson will carefully stress
Any doubts he’d like to repress
..but his vision’s blurry
..believes Epic Fury
Was actually an epic success.
#SpeakerJohnson #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
.-.
SPEAKER JOHNSON ON THE BANQUET AND FEAST
Ever since the Iran War began
Speaker Johnson declared he’s a fan
..but he now says at least
..Trump’s Banquet and Feast
Were always a big part of the plan.
#SpeakerJohnson #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
I cannot wait to see what happens to this guy when the midterms are a complete fking blue blowout. You’re done @SpeakerJohnson.
.-.
TRUMP AND HIS FASCISTS INSIST
Donald Trump and his cronies insist
Today’s Enemy is Communist
..but while he is sleeping
..Fascism is creeping
Because he’s a Christian Nationalist.
#TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #fascism
.-.
CORNELL SHAMES THE IVY LEAGUE
Cornell hopes that it can escape
From the court case that starts to take shape
..they may go to the mat
..to protect every frat
Even those guilty of gang r*pe.
#Cornell #fratboys
@Cornell the RAPE CAPITAL of the IVY LEAGUE.
Do NOT send your daughters & sons to this EVIL, SEXUAL ASSAULT CAPITAL!
.-.
TODD BLANCHE DEFENDS PRESS BAN
Todd Blanche is quite willing to stress
That the Media is a total mess
..he will not forgive
..news that’s negative
And that’s why he’s banning the press.
#ToddBlanche #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
.-.
SENATOR FETTERMAN ADMITS HE’S A TRAITOR
Pennsylvania’s Senator Fetterman
Put his foot in his mouth once again
..you can see in the clip
..his Freudian slip
Because he’s a lifelong Republican.
#JohnFetterman #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
Fetterman is becoming a Trump clone in more ways than one. Step down and climb in a wheelchair gramps.
‘In all my years’: Crowd erupts as John Fetterman blurts out stunning ‘Freudian slip’
rawstory.com/john-fetterman-…
.-.
SENATOR FETTERMAN ADMITS HE’S A MAGA
Pennsylvania’s Senator Fetterman
Put his foot in his mouth once again
..he said like a b*tch
..there won’t be party switch
Because he’s a lifelong Republican.
#JohnFetterman #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
.-.
TRUMP DESTROYS US WITH DARK COMEDY
The truth and it isn’t a rumor
Donald Trump’s funnier than a tumor
..but if there’s an answer
..he acts like a cancer
Cuz he lacks a good sense of humor.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
.-.
TRUMP CHANNELS MICHAEL SCOTT ON SUPER AI
As he looks at the Election ahead
Donald Trump must be feeling some dread
..he said in a stupor
..that “AI is Super”
And like Michael Scott “that’s what Xi said.”
#TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TheOffice #MichaelScott
.-.
TRUMP CHANNELS MICHAEL SCOTT ON SUPER AI
As he looks at the Election ahead
Donald Trump must be feeling some dread
..he said in a stupor
..that “AI is Super”
And like Michael Scott “that’s what Xi said.”
#TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory #TheOffice #MichaelScott
.-.
REPUBLICANS FACE AN ORANGE CRUSH
Republicans are beginning to doubt
What the Election is really about
..but each voter who sees
..knows MAGAs are Nazis
And deserve a #GOP wipeout.
#TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison #Election2026
MTG predicts major Republican losses and calls out Mike Johnson. Plus the Pentagon’s casualty count, Benson’s 2028 warning, and Xi’s state dinner.
Our September 25 recap, with original clips and sources:
krassencast.com/p/mtg-predic…
.-.
A CONGRESSWOMAN NAMED BOEBERT
A Congresswoman named Boebert
Kept 2 secrets inside of her shirt
..she will give you a ……………
..for a … ……..
. ……..
#LaurenBoebert #Colorado
View the subtitled Limerick Card on YouTube
youtube.com/shorts/9M4KbAC10…
.-.
TEXAS VOTERS WANNA DUMP CHICKEN PAXTON
Texas voters may eagerly await
An election to improve the State
..but Ken Paxton declared
..he’s unfit and scared
And won’t meet Talarico and debate.
#Talarico #Texas #ChicKenPaxton
.-.
TRUMP BUL*SH*TTING ON CHINA DOMINANCE
Donald Trump won’t admit there’s a gap
In his knowledge, the bullsh*t and crap
..his Big proclivity’s
..ignore Thucydides
And fall for the Thucydides’ Trap.
#ThucydidesTrap #TrumpGOPSyndicateforPrison
.-.
SUSAN COLLINS LIES ABOUT BRIBERY
Nervously Susan Collins appeared
To dispute all the facts that she feared
..she sounds like a crook
..for the bribe that she took
And for claiming all the charges were cleared.
#SusanCollins #Maine #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
