Cordon (Twin of @FunTimeZoo) | Where Conspiracy Meets Reality™ | Fantasy Football Chaos Theory | Tacos & Humor | Houston | Sometimes Serious, Always Annoying |
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Ok. So the next time someone sees me, I will no longer look like this. Holy shi'ite muslim the grays tho!
You like?
This is me.
🎶Where did our love go? Oh, dont you leave me. Dont you leave me no more. Ive got this burnin' yearnin' yearnin' feeling inside me. Ooh deep inside me, and hertz so bad. You came into my life. So tenderly with a burning love - that stings like a
bee. 🎶
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For anyone else in Houston who is concerned about the wording of ballot Proposition A, I am doing my best.
Here is the string of email with my city council representative.
I have also exchanged messages with three other city council representatives and a reporter with the Houston ChronicLiberal, none of which lead to any sensible answers 🤔
Dear @CouncilMemJoe,
I am calling for a full investigation as to why I can't receive a straight answer to a straight-forward question...
This was sent yesterday to your office:
Greetings...
Can you fill me in how the language for proposition was developed... and why the 15-second wait was not included?
Bob Choate
Advocate for Responsive and Responsible Local Government
Geez. These just keep coming everywhere. Houstons corruption announcement in 1.5 hours.
In: @FBC_Judge Daniel Wong to hold a press conference today in response to federal indictment & arrest of Fort Bend County Tax Assessor-Collector Carmen Turner.
Welp, these "no one is above the law" posts are quite funny. After the fact.
I wonder how shes enjoying the booking process right now?
Y'all see this?
Hammertime!
Major Houston-area public corruption indictments to be announced today at 1:30pm central. @USAO_SDTX + @FBIHouston + @TxDPS joint operation.
Press conference in our office. Media should contact us for details.
I wonder if bank employees look at customer accounts and think to themselves, "What is this person even doing?!"
Texting your co-workers at 445PM
"Are we still going to happy hour?"
- which is really an attempt to cancel.
Adulting is mostly just going to bed when you don't want to and also waking up when you don't want to.
Michelle is at the precipice of causing this person to smash their phone/computer.
Apply moar pressure! Make them ragequit!
QQ
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Let me ask you a question. This one is designed to beat all others, so respond away!
Q: What's the most ridiculous "reward" your job gave you for busting your arse off at work?
This is what my bench l👀ks like in one Fantasy Football Redraft League...
I'm a collector, of sorts.
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