LightBoxNews · Oct 16, 2026 · 3:56 PM UTC

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LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooOct 16

Hello from a very cccold North Texas! Glad you could join us on a fantastic Friday. I know my twin down in Houston is going to claim "frostbite weather" - - - soon. Right, Cordon?!

LightBoxNews · Sep 5, 2026 · 12:05 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooSep 5

I could eat an entire loaf of homemade bread with cinnamon and sugar and a lot of melty butter.

LightBoxNews · Aug 20, 2026 · 8:01 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 20

How do you know a vampire is sick? *By how much he coffin.

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 8:30 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

A reminder that there are these types of people out in the wild, who walk among us... The *Useful ID 1o T s*: Lettuce watch:

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 7:35 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

Is it just me? Or, are you also noticing that AOC is showing off a bunch more revealing picatures of her socialist calcium cannons?! 😁🌮

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 4:54 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

You know who does this? @Whatevs33 It even resembles her to a perfect "T"....

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 4:19 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

And when I wake up... ⏰️

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 12:21 PM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

Calling "Lyle Scheckler". You hurt Herissa Mansen, so you must come clean and tell everyone exactly what you did to her. And publicly beg her for forgiveness via a video posted accross all platforms. And it best be sincere. Time is ticking.

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:52 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

I'm surprised that the peoples from yesterday's downtown Houston "parade" are not also protesting the fact that there isn't their own "Ghey of Hormuz" since there's the Straight of Hormuz...soon to be known as Trump's Straight. 😁🌮

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:35 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

O lorde 😬🌮🍪

Franko 💥💥💥

@FrankodynamiteAug 15

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LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:22 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

Don't get bearnaise with me, saucy banana!

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 11:20 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

A simple reminder that Karen B'ass is still a piece of holy shi'ite muslime.

LightBoxNews · Aug 16, 2026 · 6:43 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 16

I did not have Herissa Mansen crashing out on Kyle Becker on my bingo card for 2026. Its out of the bag now, so everyone finally put 2 & 2 together on who "Lyle Scheckler" was.... The 24 hours passed well over 48 hours ago but no further b¤mbshells.... ¹⁷🦞³³🦋

LightBoxNews · Aug 15, 2026 · 6:22 AM UTC

LightBoxNews@FunTimeZooAug 15

.@vileTexan Yo, e-Vile. No more little peoples urinals are being installed now. At least I think my brother Cordon said as much earlier this week. Yippeeee! Zzzzt tt tttt t ttt!!!

Greg Abbott

@GregAbbott_TXAug 14

Government-owned airports cannot favor one religion over all others. DFW plans to install Islamic wudu washing facilities are illegal. I've directed a review of all state grants to both airports for possible revocation, and referred DFW & IAH to USDOT for investigation. Texas will not allow illegal religious discrimination at taxpayer-funded facilities.