Sarcasm · May 19, 2016 · 8:02 PM UTC

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Sarcasm · May 20, 2016 · 4:32 AM UTC

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Sarcasm@sarcastic_us20 May 2016

You have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading.

Sarcasm · May 20, 2016 · 4:39 AM UTC

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Sarcasm@sarcastic_us20 May 2016

Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices.. You're one of them.

K∀RL∀ IN VT 🍷 · Nov 24, 2015 · 3:58 AM UTC

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K∀RL∀ IN VT 🍷@karlainvt24 Nov 2015

Dreams are just life's little reminder of how much your life sucks.

Dan Regan · Jan 13, 2016 · 4:31 AM UTC

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Dan Regan@DanRegan_Comedy13 Jan 2016

I heard putting "No DM's" in your bio actually makes you get more so please no RT's.

Surrenderpity · Jul 27, 2015 · 9:04 AM UTC

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Surrenderpity@Surrenderpity_27 Jul 2015

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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Dr. Radhika Tonsey · Jan 14, 2016 · 6:42 AM UTC

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Dr. Radhika Tonsey@radzzzzster14 Jan 2016

A time when people on social media are kinder than people you have known all your life.

Trophy Knife · Jan 14, 2016 · 5:45 AM UTC

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@sarah1mc14 Jan 2016

Thanks for showing up in my feed so I could unfollow you, prick.

вℓσи∂є αмbitισи · May 21, 2015 · 7:46 PM UTC

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вℓσи∂є αмbitισи@CharmandBrains21 May 2015

Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad? Me: Ice cream

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R. · Jan 15, 2016 · 1:50 AM UTC

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R.@Phoenix_Dust15 Jan 2016

some obsessions never die.

Genevieve · Jan 15, 2016 · 7:17 PM UTC

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Genevieve@Gen2215 Jan 2016

When a woman says to you, 'It's okay I understand' It is so NOT okay and they do not understand.

Gagan · Jan 17, 2016 · 6:40 PM UTC

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@Singhlicious17 Jan 2016

Aloknath ji's mobile's lock pattern is Swastik!

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Visphotak · Jan 25, 2016 · 8:49 AM UTC

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Visphotak@badassphantom25 Jan 2016

Love happens only once. Rest is just life.

Visphotak · Jan 26, 2016 · 6:09 PM UTC

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Visphotak@badassphantom26 Jan 2016

Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side cuz it's fake.

whisky · Dec 17, 2015 · 8:39 PM UTC

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whisky@JohnsonDiaz2117 Dec 2015

People in your life may appear closer than they are.

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Visphotak · Jan 28, 2016 · 6:50 AM UTC

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Visphotak@badassphantom28 Jan 2016

Do not expect the lion to not eat you just because you didn't eat him.

Aaleya OJ · Jul 21, 2015 · 2:59 PM UTC

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Aaleya OJ@AaleyaOmarJogi21 Jul 2015

Lack of communication leaves too much room for the imagination.

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Miss Ayaz · Feb 17, 2016 · 10:15 PM UTC

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Miss Ayaz@miss_ayaz17 Feb 2016

Everybody knows how to love, But few people know how to stay in love with one person forever..!!

Ivsy · Feb 13, 2016 · 6:36 PM UTC

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Ivsy@Ivsy0113 Feb 2016

Of all the senses, I like humor the best.

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Visphotak · Aug 19, 2015 · 6:11 AM UTC

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Visphotak@badassphantom19 Aug 2015

You know you are single when the only calls you get at night are Nature's.

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