Don't blink twice

Joined October 2010
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Offering boomers market value for their homes:
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Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.
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My wife seeing me crack my fifth beer at the children’s birthday party.
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LOL BRO STOP IT
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michael damion cookies from subway>>
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i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂
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Why we gotta wear seatbelts on a plane wtf we gon hit a cloud??
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We didn’t know it then but this was the golden age for a certain generation. Every song felt this big & magical. The writers, producers, artists, labels, everyone took this genuine, unquantifiable energy for granted. It’s a lesson on appreciating what you have before it’s gone🎀
fun times actually
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ICE when they get deployed tomorrow:
TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS
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married man btw, fucking disgusting.
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Women be like babe now that you are comfortably in bed and ready for work tomorrow I would like to have a nervous breakdown until 4am
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The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT
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Larry Ellison could give every person on the planet $50000. that's more than some people around the world will make in a lifetime. but he won't even tell us what Oracle does. let that sink in.
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Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding
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Cultures are not equal. Cultures are not interchangeable. All cultures do not mix as well with other cultures. Cultures possess unique values and beliefs that are perfectly antithetical to those of other cultures. These blatantly obvious facts are rejected by the parasitic idea of cultural relativism and parasitic suicidal empathy. If the West does not wake up soon and implement drastic auto-corrective measures, it will ensure a dark future for our descendants. Wake up.
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re: fall weddings
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Wish the newer trucks looked like this
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Came out of retirement on hinge just to immediately get sent packing
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Man get that outta my face and change the oil...
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